Ariyike🧸💕

Partaking in self care one shoe at a time✨|| A Certified Yapper and a Professional Fake Vlogger ||PS: I'll marry for plantain chips and a good book!💕

[Ariyike🧸💕 @Hah_zay]

6 years of hard work has led up to this day.

The day I became a Lawyer
The day I got called to the Largest bar in Africa!

I’m so proudddd of myself🥺❤️

[Demosthenes 🌺 @bsaxxy]

Y’all might think I’m a stickler but I will die on the hill that kids do not need phones until at least 12-13 and no smart phones until high school or later. The normalization of young kids w smart phones is part of what’s wrong with kids today

[Moonlight🌙🤍 @Precioustumii]

So it seems I ate actual poison and not contaminated food as I thought.

[sad vibes @sadvibestw]

Yo todo el día en el trabajo esperando la hora para irme a mi casa, (a no dormir jaja)

[Arike Sugar Sugar❤️✨ @yettydlaw_]

In furtherance of my earlier correspondence, my legal team, @losensolicitors & @KinandCounsel, have also written to MTN Nigeria regarding the material discrepancies identified in the two documents supplied by MTN in response to my complaint.

What makes this particularly interesting is that these are not discrepancies arising from my/our own calculations or assumptions. They are inconsistencies identified within the records MTN itself provided.

Let the data speak.
Let the records speak.
And, ultimately, let the facts speak for themselves.

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

Beggy Beggy !!! You did a lot of shopping to the point you only had 4k in your account and you don’t see that you’re a fool with your finances ???

She should give you 100k to save you from starvation 🤣🤣 tell that girl I said God will bless her 😝

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

I will first think back over all our conversations and wonder at what point I gave the impression that I’d ever do such 😭

I’ll agree to lend you & then give you an excuse everyday for 1 week until you tell me not to worry 🙈

[Ariyike🧸💕 @Hah_zay]

Good for her
May God bless her

[ŘėäłĆħäÐ @0neCHAD]

I feel nothing but pity for men who mingle with parasites like you.

This is exactly the reason i blocked one Komodo dragon last year. I did a lot of shopping for my birthday, and after that I was left with just 4k in my account. This was Friday night, by the way.

So i reached out to the girl I was talking to at the time and asked her to lend me 100k just to get by for the weekend. then on Monday I’ll go to the bank and send her money sent back.

This girl really told me she had sent it. I waited from Friday night until Sunday, and it was one excuse after another.

I quietly blocked and deleted her everywhere without a word.

[tay is patience @plainpotatotay]

we aren’t talking about that because a black woman has been leading one of the most successful sitcoms of the 2020s, abbott elementary.

she’s not some side character. and she’s a love interest but she’s the lead. y’all need higher standards fr.

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

8.00 am : Arrives at work

8.07 am: You've hit your limit for claude messages

[jonas @jonaseopeixe]

respondendo todo mundo no whatsapp pra postar um story sem pesar na consciência

[Bill @PnutsAtech]

Not only fought off the attackers but knocked the boy down to make him a smaller target and be able to better shield him. That’s one smart dog.

[Picasshoe🧚🏾🎨 @roberttheartis2]

Jesussssss

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

emojis look ugly on Android bro,wtf

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Apple is 100% messing with the IPhone keypads. I know for a fact I’m not making this many typos.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

iPhone cost the same as the damn MacBook Pro 😭😭😭😭

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloriss]

I bought my brand new iPhone 16 for 1.4M last year May. I sold the 16 for 700k this August. iPhone is really such a scam. Zero resell value.

[Kenny Jr. @TheKennyJr1]

I’ll really judge you if you change your phone from a 17 pro max to an 18 pro max.

Cos what exactly is wrong with you??

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

I am unfortunately a strict partner. Soviet dictator levels strict.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

when an ugly stranger calls you twin 😂😭 No Brand 🙅‍♂️✋

[John Ternus @johnternus]

iPhone Duo
iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max
Apple Watch Series 12 and Apple Watch Ultra 4
AirPods 5

… and Joz