Timothée Bridge

former person of note, current person of interest | comedy | dogs | boston celtics

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This NOPE poster is amazing because gang, that is NOT a cowboy hat

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Naked and Afraid? Oh, yeah thats’s that tv show about when I’m in the shower and the power goes out, right?

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Me after I shit the biggest shit my shitty little pants have ever shit in the history of shitty little pants:

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What do you think @elonmusk?

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Pipe rock theory

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The new Captain America movie has a character that is four feet tall, looks like Gollum, every line she speaks sounds like she learned it phonetically, and the explanation for why she’s able to beat up a bunch of 6’4” mercenaries is because “she was born in Israel”
3/10 just bad

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@BobsINspace @lllliatttt @Atlantaholic_ ❤️ Hope I’m in your saved photos folder forever ❤️

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@BobsINspace @lllliatttt @Atlantaholic_ Dear diary

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@calvinrobinson You’re a loser who ruined his own life because you were too stupid to not do a Nazi salute, keep posting through it all, champ!

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I’m not a premature ejaculator, I’m *efficient*

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@MeliMor2001 @M2Feet @SocDoneLeft @9mmsmg Cook your own food. Pick up your own food.

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@PhantomZer013 @AntlerWeasel @MischiefsYT You enjoy seeing people mad? Weird.

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It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve

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@OfficiallyFMJ @chazzaward @salveregalo @DramaAlert I mean you literally said “I ain’t reading all that” to a comment that was less than three sentences, so forgive me for thinking you’re capable of understanding a well-researched takedown.

“You’ll have nothing” when we’re in a thread about a 45 minute long expose. Watch it.

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@AperatureFinTek @badboybaddream Hey man not sure if you’ve ever read a single event from history, but murder/concentrated violence, historically speaking, incredibly useful political tool. Like, world changing even. The Shinzo Abe thing didn’t even happen two years ago. Be honest.

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@OfficiallyFMJ @chazzaward @salveregalo @DramaAlert He’s not reporting on things as they are. You are being lied to and you fall for it because you’re gullible! Watch the video exposing him! You might learn something real for once!

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Whoville is an ethnostate

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@not_A_Burn_er @den_shorts @traytalks27 @AndrewDBailey Yes. Less points on more made shots is literally the opposite of efficiency.

Man, I hate to say it but I think you just don’t know math or what words mean…

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@not_A_Burn_er @den_shorts @traytalks27 @AndrewDBailey Incorrect. Player B was more efficient than player A because he got his team four more points in the same amount of possessions.

Really not understanding what you’re struggling to get here. Do you think the guy who got his team FOUR LESS POINTS was MORE efficient?

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@GeauxBradler @ZiadAY_ @mcjuliamc @Elias_CPFC @Attucci_55 @haruminaj @KantesTeeth @Asensii20 Bradler

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Hey Sabrina Carpenter, do you like failed comedians and Pokémon Nuzlockes?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan have reportedly ‘decided to take a break' from year-long relationship (via PEOPLE).

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Cool that one of the ads on this website is an unskippable, unblockable advertisement for a hunting game where the ad is just real footage of animals being killed.

Great website. No notes.