Robert Hahn

I'm a jack of all trades, but a master of none. From the United States Virgin Islands. Former XC runner at Francis Marion university in Florence,SC.

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

"So you've chosen to play this guy despite risking your reputation"

Yes, Dave

"You've threatened lawsuits against fellow conference members"

Correct

"You've had coaches/boosters speak publicly causing backlash"

Yes

"And you did this for Brendan Sorsby"

That's correct, Dave

[Robert Hahn @Hahn702]

@Predamame It’s the cut to commercial every other lap during the 10K that annoys me

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

His watch has ended. 🫡

[Benson @Miggysbat]

What Tigers’ management sees when Kerry Carpenter steps in the box against a left-handed pitcher:

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Kids today have no idea how good The Onion was, like when Autistic Reporter Michael Falk delivered this news package, “Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man”

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

🌵

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

That German dude by the end of the World Cup

[Robert Hahn @Hahn702]

@B1GDuckEnergyy I heard he’s gotten pretty bony lately

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

World Cup travelers watching Joey Chestnut

[Admiral Bear @AdmiralBear01]

Taking seriously, for a moment, the idea that Sorsby's gambling was symptomatic of an addiction and not simply poor judgment:

The absolute worst thing you can do to an addict is eliminate the natural consequences of their actions. Enablers do not aid recovery - they prevent it.

[Robert Hahn @Hahn702]

@NCAATrackField 5K

[Auburn Memes @AuburnMemes]

Don’t let Jameis Winston see this

[wes @wesj_42]

Argentina scored as many points in Jordan-Hare as Hugh Freeze did in his last game here

[Jaedyn @jaedynL12]

How online CFB banter within the state of Texas has looked like recently

[ﱢ @cookinquack]

Life after I stop paying taxes, steal all my groceries, and kill anybody that inconveniences me because going to prison would do me “irreparable harm”

[Robert Hahn @Hahn702]

@Predamame I thought it was a bunch of wrestling fans shouting “Two”