Riley Johnson

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[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕

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[Evan Lazar @ezlazar]

You gotta re-post this one.

[Riley Johnson @HailNachos]

@alexjgreen_ Oh wow thank you for this information

[Patricia Bourque @TrishaBourque]

Keep reading until it sinks in.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

very few whales have ever shown up for jury duty, probably because whales do not care about the law

[Riley Johnson @HailNachos]

I have lost the will to correct people when they hear my name wrong, if you think I said Ryan you can call me that till some else corrects you

[Your Broke Professor @Synapsid]

hey i skimmed your tweet and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

if you can pretend that a groundhog is predicting the weather for the next six weeks, you can use they/them for a single person

[Riley Johnson @HailNachos]

Why does @Funimation have to be so bad? I still can’t watch the 11 English One Piece episodes you “made available” to stream three days ago!

[Mike G @MIIKEGRACE]

I’m dumb as bricks baby

[Mike G @MIIKEGRACE]

Wu-Tang clan ain’t nothin to fuck with

[Riley Johnson @HailNachos]

@lordhoe_kage It’s so good!

[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

Elon Musk is a con artist.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Kevin Feige confirms Charlie Cox is returning as Daredevil in the MCU 😈

(via @CinemaBlend)

[Left Flank Veterans @LeftFlankVets]

We are live!