I'M THE 1 WHO KNOCKS

You clearly don't know who you're talking to....

[I'M THE 1 WHO KNOCKS @HailTheBeast]

Jamie Carragher interviewing for a job on #MUTV #MUFC #MUNBOU.......

[I'M THE 1 WHO KNOCKS @HailTheBeast]

@NevilleSouthall Brilliant album. Matt Johnson is a genius.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Good luck trying to convince people that the man with a bin on his head is the establishment and not the banker who owns five homes

[Labour Press @labourpress]

You're not fighting the establishment. You're fighting a bin.

[Badassmutha 🔞🌏🕊💞♿️🐈‍⬛🐕🤼‍♂️🏉💐 @dodgson_sally]

So @Nigel_Farage can't hold surgeries in Clacton because of a "security risk", but he will be fine to pound the streets canvassing?!
Make it make sense👀🤦‍♀️🤪

[Alex Taylor @AlexTaylorNews]

THE REASON WE IN EUROPE DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING IS THAT WE'VE NEVER NEEDED IT BEFORE ! THE REASON WE NEED IT NOW IS THAT IDIOTS LIKE YOUR BOSS KEEP ON IGNORING SCIENCE AND TELLING PEOPLE TO "DRILL, BABY, DRILL" !

@RepLisaMcClain

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

How does Five Homes Farage possibly persuade ordinary people he is on their side? Imagine being rich enough to own 5 homes outright - 4 of them purchased since 2020. Imagine the sheer brass neck of not even declaring to parliament where the cash to buy 3 of them came from 😳

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Fact check.

[MUFC Away 🇾🇪 @mufcaway_]

The treble without any financial charges was completed on this day 27 years ago 🇾🇪😮‍💨

The first and only legitimate English club to do the set 👍🏻

[Bill.I.Am @sidneymufc]

Guardiola could easily sort out any debate by taking over at Aberdeen and attempting to win a European trophy............

[Graeme Wood @woodg31]

TV📺21/4/87 BBC1
4.35:Lift Off with Coppers and Co 5.0:Newsround 5.5:Seaview 5.35:The Flintstones 6.0:News 7.0:Holiday 7.30:EastEnders 8.0:Brush Strokes 8.30:Late Expectations 9.0:News 9.30:Strike It Rich! 10.20:Network 11.10:Film 87

[The i Paper @theipaper]

Reform UK’s Simon Dudley says post-Grenfell safety rules go too far - 'everyone dies in the end' and safety regulation is choking housebuilding

🔴 @Victoria_Spratt reports

Read more: https://t.co/xEaxv1Vj09

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Can you believe humans were literally gifted a planet overflowing with trees, food, water, medicine, and sunshine?

Yet somehow we said, “Let’s invent debt, political parties, and war.”

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

Because of science:

Water doesn’t kill you.
Scratches aren’t fatal.
Dentists stop pain fast.
Food lasts through winter.

200 years ago?
None of this was normal.

Life expectancy doubled.
Not luck. Science works.

[Parminder Singh @parrysingh]

Abandoning a pet is one of the worst forms of betrayal.

You are the centre of that animal’s universe - its entire understanding of the world. When you walk away, you’re not just leaving an animal behind. You leave behind a shattered creature.

Few things reveal character more starkly than how we treat those who depend on us completely.

[David @Zero_4]

The people who told us austerity was crucial, Brexit would be brilliant, Boris Johnson’s amazing and Liz Truss is an economic genius, are now insisting the country should join an illegal war

#BBCLauraK

[Kate from Kharkiv @BohuslavskaKate]

Dear UK, please send your aircraft carriers to Ukraine. We actually appreciate our allies.

[. @jdpoc]

If you voted #Brexit to reduce Illegal #Immigration, it's high time you realised that you were conned, and by whom.

[Ginger Tucci @Ginger_Tucci]

This week in Reform; Farage disagrees with work/life balance, wants to scrap WFH. Braverman thinks workers have had too many rights for too long & its the bosses turn. And Goodwin wants to speak to “young girls” about reproducing?

Considering voting for them? You’re an idiot

[Paul Heaton @PaulHeatonSolo]

Today I walked the 5.8 miles to work. From Withington, through Moss Side & Hulme- the bit Sir 'Jim Rat' has never visited [& never will]. The Claremont pub is still serving, and the area's alright, if a little run down. The final shot is of 'Jim's World', of bribery & money.