Hailee's Comet☄

insta: @hailee_pryor_ ♥️

[cher @mclIark]

if you die in sudoku you die in real life

[DuckDuckGo @DuckDuckGo]

Not liking the direction Google is headed? Come to the Duck side.

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to MISSOURI!

[𝑀s. Creant ✿˖° | 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙥𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 @Aameridoll]

“Men suffer from the patriarchy too” You genuinely could not pay me to care, tell them to abolish it then.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

[garshmo @garshmo]

Guys be like I know a spot and it’s bald

[lucas @onlyactin]

caricatura já é cafona por natureza aí tu pede pro chatgpt fazer uma… zero classe

[Hailee's Comet☄ @HaileePryor]

It takes a special type of evil to use AI in any art platform and it takes a special type of stupid to be entertained let alone impressed by it

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

listen…

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

You think you’re nothing you’re not even the burger

[Caitie @hammlittle]

this miller light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about working at the car wash

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I