hails🦢

bitch dont kill my vibe

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

Guys I finally did it. I made it on Nut Shots.

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I try not to be a hot take guy on here but I gotta get one off my chest.

I’m fuckin sick of Mr. Brightside

Feel free to boo me in the replies

[trevy @chillextremist]

They used to call you hipster if you watched a movie in a different language or knew how to ride a bicycle

[hails🦢 @HaileyBreland]

omg using the everything is romantic sample with Caroline polachuk in Anybody…. @Skrillex u crazy for that one it’s the TASTE for me!!

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

A daughter. A drug mule. A lesbian.

We miss you Rue.

[Isa🍸 @euphorimoon]

do you rememba

[wermie 🪐 @wermbraiin]

i read steinbeck at 15 bc he was featured in one tree hill. i found daft punk through that pentatonix mashup. i watched a room with a view bc a favorite professors loved it. These are all favorites of mine now. you arent born with cultural knowledge, you have to find it somewhere

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

smoking on shit that made john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

reverse catcalling, where you roll your window down & tell a man that he looks like shit

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It's like I'm going to Club Pee Pee

[🌙 @ninifems]

the humiliation ritual of having to be nice to a creepy man because you don’t want him to kill you

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

I like in Hey Ya when André 3000 says "Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!" He is my neighbor

[stephen @stephenattong]

he about to open the hell out of a small plates natural wine bar on dundas west

[owen @hornyandpoetic]

showed up to work almost an hour late

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work