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Twitter just recommended an article called "Here's Just How Dire the Pokémon Card Crisis Is" next to an article about Texas and a carbon monoxide poisoning catastrophe. ...ya they're similar.
1. You’re still going to look at your phone to check the time.
2. That thing looks fragile af. Like if I breathe on it too hard, it’ll shatter.
3. Remind me why we’re opposed to raising taxes for the rich?