Hailey Swedburg

I’m an enneagram 4, but not like you.

[Hailey Swedburg @HaileySwedburg]

Always underdressed for cities restaurants.

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@wendtiffany 👋

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@vicka383 Why am I the only retweet on this?! 😂🙄

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I could care less about the Jonas Brothers. I want One Direction back.

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@vicka383 If I didn’t have a child to take care of I would go with you in a heart beat! You are so fun!!

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@BubbyTiernan GOOOOOO!!

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Girl Scouts at willies - “oh look someone’s coming, oh never mind she is ignoring us”

I felt really bad, but they don’t understand the will power it took to ignore them. I really do want to buy all the cookies from you!

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@wendtiffany The self control. I couldn’t do it. #eatthemall

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I couldn’t even finish this documentary.

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@wendtiffany It’s a date.

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@vicka383 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I’m like “oh, I should text this person this thought before I forget” but then don’t because I don’t actually want a response that I have to respond to because it’s too much work. Make sense? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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@wendtiffany Yep yep yep

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@vicka383 Ohhhh I’m stoked to see it 🎉🎉

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@thelastrefrane Gabe said figurines. I’m just tweeting the truth. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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“We’re just gonna look at figurines real quick”

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@Cryanforlove @BubbyTiernan Love it!

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@wendtiffany @vicka383 @AUGUST0PHER What she said! 🤣

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@Cryanforlove @BubbyTiernan Fashion. You could totally be a famous fashion designer.

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If you are thinking about having kids, just know thatbI gave my daughter the wrong pair of socks and 20 minutes later I was carrying her out to the car coatless while she was kicking and screaming.