Pat Mustard

[Pat Mustard @HairyBabyMaker]

@lexkelandjun Will you be removing your music from Spotify next?

https://t.co/ED8BQGolPC

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@UTDTrey United have never won the Premier League. Only been called that since 2016/17, so if you want to play semantics, Liverpool have 2 and United have 0.

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@Mo_lester12 @premierleague yeah, 2013 ...

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@HelenJMacdonald I read ‘a TikTok of people’ like a collective noun for a group of people!

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@X I’m stuck in a locked out loop with another account l. I need help reinstating it please 🙏

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Then the view over the beautifully rewilding effort on Hoylake Beach. I’ve seen kestrels hunting over this. Light over Llandudno in the distance.

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Lots of moss and lichen in the wood.

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Big windfall tree on the wall today.

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First swallow today!

[Lee Wright @WrightReads1980]

Something about the writer's notebook I find very inspiring. A couple of great examples - @MarkCocker2 notebook for One Midsummer's Day and Roger Deakin's archive of notebooks.

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@Patrici89225734 They’ll make them redundant and then spend an obscene amount of money on contractors once they realise they actually need the work done.

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@SoVeryBritish Having the heating on.

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@James85x @DurrutiRiot No point in explaining it if you can’t see it. Clearly an idiot if you can’t work it out for yourself.

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@WelBeast They have. Only been called the Premier League since 2016/17, so Arsenal have never actually won the Premier League.

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@MCFCLukeB @LouisVerrier4 If I was you, I wouldn’t bring murderous regimes into this as a defence for your club … All your club’s success is built on the murder of citizens and financial doping and cheating. Plus your manager is a drug cheat, wouldn’t be surprised if your players aren’t all doped up too.

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@Lea_EFC Won more in his 8 and a half years than your club has in nearly 40 years 😂.

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@NostalgicNUFC85 Tbf, in the 2022 final, Liverpool battered them. Had 24 shots and 9 on target. Real had 4 shots and 2 on target.

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@Matty_Heathcote Club built on the money from a murderous regime. Cheated your way to where you are too.

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@UtdEIIis Good player but easy when there’s no pressure on you cos your team’s in 9th. There’s a reason Pep sold him.

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@WeAreTheOverlap @Carra23 @IanWright0 @JillScottJS8 @GNev2 Sam Allardyce?