Swan Wyatt Byrd

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

♫ gimme the bees boy and sting my soul
i wanna get lost eating honeycomb
and feast away ♫

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

@capgnap all mine were like this last year. Fingers crossed I don't suffer the same curse!

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

@capgnap I feel like I have entered a dark realm. I'm scared of your twitterness

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

@capgnap you only ate it if there was a witness. No one should have to be a manic minnow man alone.

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

Best thing #Scalia did during Obama's presidency? Died.
#ThanksObama
#SCOTUS

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

@Ammon_Bundy A bunch of grown men sitting around a campfire of burning cock. America wins today. Please breathe deeply.

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

Take in those fumes. A bunch of grown men, sitting around a campfire of cock. I think this means we win. https://t.co/JLRSLRA2Aw

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

@realDonaldTrump Not enough hate speech and bigotry to fire up your crowds? Who would help you write your #SOTU? #WestboroBaptistChurch?

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

Why is no one talking about #KimDavis eyebrow travesty?
@nexttokimdavis any idea what happened?

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

@bumpits Thanks for the perplexing like, I'm sorry about what # KimDavis did to you.

[Mike Polk Jr. @mikepolkjr]

See, this is what happens when you don't have a gay friend to tell you what looks good on you. #SOTU #KimDavis

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

Miss #RestingBitchFace 2016
#SOTU #KimDavis

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

@aubman If #bumpits weren't already out, they are now.

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

#KimDavis when she found Michelle wearing her dress to the #SOTU. She grabbed sweats & went to tell her what's up.

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. #SOTU #KimDavis #AspiringCatHoarder

[Sam Reid @SamReidSays]

FOX NEWS: OBAMA IS COMING AFTER OUR CANCER

[Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360]

Obama: If anybody still wants to dispute the science around climate change, have at it. You will be pretty lonely https://t.co/lrOVW3XgoR

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

#KimDavis was at the #SOTU. I'm thinking this means I have a chance to win the #Powerball

[Swan Wyatt Byrd @HairyFarmpit]

What is #KimDavis doing at #SOTU? Is this court ordered sensitivity training?