Steven Haizy

Harley DDDDD “considered a fool cause I dropped out of middle school”

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Craving sloppy Joe, hold the Joe. Yanno what Joe get in here

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SHE LOOKS UP AT THE BUILDING SAYS SHES THINKING OF JUMPIN. SHE SAYS SHES TIRED OF LIFE SHE MUST BE TIRED OF SOMETHIIN ROUNDDDDDDDDD HERE

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Hellooooo bieberchella in the city remember you used to drive a yukon

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Hey @iran. Enough is enough. You need to surrender or so help me god you will feel the consequences

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I have many leather bound books. My office smells of rich mahogany

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#THANKYOUCENA

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Three words: Thoroughly. Equipped. Dungeon.

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Texting my landlord about the black mold under the sink in my apartment. He goes hahahahah dude that’s so fucked, want to bang my wife? I go dude just send a guy over to take care of it then we’ll talk

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Why did my landlord just ask me to bang his wife

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My favorite Barack Obama quote from his presidency is when he said “you know what I’m sayin, when you create the vibe and the wave, you is the vibe and the wave you know what I’m sayin”

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I miss Barrack Obama!!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THANK YOU JOHN CENA ❤️🫡

🏆 17x World Champion
🏆 5x U.S. Champion
🏆 4x Tag Team Champion
🏆 2x Royal Rumble Winner
🏆 Intercontinental Champion

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐

[Steven Haizy @HaizySteven]

DO NOT eat the calamari at the December to remember sales event

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BIG MIKE

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!

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Me tonight at the gay bar

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Breaking news the Boston bruins sign new assistant coach Kendra Licari to a 5 x 5

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Good luck to my buddy Matt who just liked Sydney Sweeney’s instagram story. Go get her brotha.

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Breaking news the Boston bruins have acquired Bryan Kohberger off waivers

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Preworkout, orange monster, jalepeno cheddar Chex mix and a couple zyn I’m gonna walk into the gym bench 500 and sit on the toilet for 45 min

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🚨 Glen Maverick, brother of famous surfer Cody Maverick found dead in hometown of Shiverpool Antarctica from apparent fentanyl overdose. Details to come