Texting my landlord about the black mold under the sink in my apartment. He goes hahahahah dude that’s so fucked, want to bang my wife? I go dude just send a guy over to take care of it then we’ll talk
My favorite Barack Obama quote from his presidency is when he said “you know what I’m sayin, when you create the vibe and the wave, you is the vibe and the wave you know what I’m sayin”
THANK YOU JOHN CENA ❤️🫡
🏆 17x World Champion
🏆 5x U.S. Champion
🏆 4x Tag Team Champion
🏆 2x Royal Rumble Winner
🏆 Intercontinental Champion
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐
The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!
🚨 Glen Maverick, brother of famous surfer Cody Maverick found dead in hometown of Shiverpool Antarctica from apparent fentanyl overdose. Details to come