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[Harry Taylor @hadge051]

… bruh

[Harry Taylor @hadge051]

Given the recent news, this is the perfect time for @CountBinface to form a new political party, Refuse UK, and run against Farage in the Clacton by-election.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOSER ASS COUNTRY

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Dear Americans, this is how much of Europe it took to beat you in the world cup in your own home. Try being a little bit more humble next time.

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

Can't wait for the Americans to all be like: "buhuhu we don't care about soccer anyway"

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Been saying this all day

Share - it needs to happen

[Toney @toneyq73]

If I’m Belgium I’m refusing to play the game. You can’t change the rules because a fat orange paedophile tells you it’s his tournament and he decides who plays. Utterly fucking ridiculous

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Harry Taylor @hadge051]

Ngl, this yank pope is more based than I ever expected

[Anne Hegerty @anne_hegerty]

@DailyMail It's a pub. Who tips in pubs?

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

“Where Is Lorraine?” did not tweet who was hosting Lorraine this morning.

Where Is Lorraine has tweeted 41 episodes out of 42 (97%) this year.

[Nicole Arbour @NicoleArbour]

You’re telling me a black man was the closest actor they could find to Snape in the whole world??

He has a literal clone just walking about and you cast a black guy?!?!

[Harry Taylor @hadge051]

Don’t worry guys, since you hated the Shrek 5 design so much; I took it upon myself to save it. Behold the new and improved for Shrek 5, you’re welcome.
#Shrek5 #Shrek #ShrekFanart #shrekmeme

[Harry Taylor @hadge051]

#TheLastTweet should be ‘We’re prosthetically legging it from Twitter’
@TheLastLeg #thelastleg #thelasttweet

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

A look back on the weird year that 2024 has been from start to finish: (a thread)

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

Christmas Eve primetime TV. Worst broadcasting decision ITV have ever made I fear

[antanddec @antanddec]

Well apparently Dec runs the show 😂
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[Harry Taylor @hadge051]

This wonderfully politically adept candidate receives my full and unwavering endorsement.

[Travis @twitmercan]

Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#RIP dad 💔