haley murphy 🐀

here to laugh at memes and cry at political opinions. she/her. RN 👩‍⚕️

[ashe @ashebytes]

you've gotta be more afraid of wasting your life than embarrassing yourself

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I told my mom I wasn't attracted to a guy who liked me and she told me to give him a chance. I said guys don't give girls they're not attracted to a chance so why should I do it? Silence at the dinner table

[haley murphy 🐀 @HaleyAMurphy]

2 of my favorite people on this world sent me a picture of themselves looking genuinely so excited to be holding my wedding invite and i’ve never felt so loved.

[haley murphy 🐀 @HaleyAMurphy]

i just overheard a conversation at work. one of the girls asked if the lady was okay and she said “i’m fine”. it was silent for a beat then she said, “actually, I’m really frustrated” with a voice crack at the end. i wanted to hug her so bad

[Uma Kompton @MrsUmaKompton]

@sug4rmouse It’s one of my most boomer opinions but I truly don’t get why children are allowed to just act like shitheads everywhere. When I was a kid I wasn’t allowed to scream and throw things at stores or I’d get in trouble.

[Valerie @delightful_rat]

Anyone else notice the complete lack of parenting etiquette in the last decade or so? No one takes their crying babies out of theaters anymore. No one tells their screaming misbehaved kids to stfu in restaurants or otherwise public spaces that require manners. Wtf happened

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[haley murphy 🐀 @HaleyAMurphy]

it’s supposed to storm like a bitch today and i actually caught myself saying “we need the rain!” and ive never felt older

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

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[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

My mom told me 'Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion.... You just serve a false god'
I haven’t been the same since.

[valentine @valawakened]

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.

[haley murphy 🐀 @HaleyAMurphy]

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