I LOVE airport bars. Truly, our nations last safe space. Guy next to me at Ohare downed a shot of Brandy and said “Trevor Lawerence is a fag!” then immediately got on a flight to Cincinnati
DOG PARENTS: “We did 2 years of exhaustive research and picked the most suitable breed possible”
CAT PARENTS: “We took the trash out one night and there he was”
have you eaten? (i love you), did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you), how do you feel today? (i love you), did you have a nice day? (i love you), will you come on a walk with me? (i love you), here's some fruit i cut up for you (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).