deedle

[Chris @citehchris]

sorry I opened up to you that wasn’t very slam piece of me

[beguey. @hijabeys]

melanie and sincere on the plane while he’s unfollowing his roster

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

can’t believe mitch mcconnell was on his way to hell and tripped lindsey graham on the way out

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

dating apps disturb the ecosystem and the natural order of who you are and are not supposed to meet

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

we have unfinished business and we’re handling it by liking each other’s instagram stories. like adults.

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[jax @brokeurtooth]

for every beautiful woman that leaves an ugly man, one year is added to cher’s lifespan

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[jolting awake after a pleasant 8 hours of sleep] I’ve been betrayed

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im not on any dating apps. im on twitter and im on my couch

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[bella ⊬ @mrphbydun]

🍬💖🌸💓 🖤💣🌑♣️
🍧🔮🍭❤️ 🎬🎱💀☕️
🌷💗💞🍥 ☠️🎶🔪🖤
💖🌸💘🌺 🦇💣♟🕷

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

Hey sorry I missed your text I was trying to change the prophecy

[arm’s length @armslengthblues]

not sure our fans are really even doing this

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

how it feels trying to live life when u have the Does Not Want to Live Disorder