H. Hawk

Artist, non-cat person. Part-time comedienne. Early 2000s rap aficionado. Has photographic memory of Mad Mex’s menu.

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@realDonaldTrump And Obama wore a tan suit. 🤦‍♀️

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@cb_doge How is Bannon on the Democrats’ side in any way, shape, or form?

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@GuntherEagleman @CollinRugg NO.

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@elonmusk Paper towels.

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@elonmusk I love how you always do whatever is best for the most people 😘

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Insane.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Today, I instructed Ukraine’s Minister of Internal Affairs and our diplomats to prepare for the possible participation of our rescuers in combating the wildfires in California.

The situation there is extremely difficult, and Ukrainians can help Americans save lives.

This is currently being coordinated, and we have offered our assistance to the American side through the relevant channels. 150 of our firefighters are already prepared.

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@Crazymoments01 @MarioNawfal Hot.

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@netflix I effing love this show. It’s brilliant. The outlandish headlines that come out of Florida are seamlessly integrated into a heck of a story that still seems completely plausible. 💯recommend.

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@AgathaChocolats Mr. Trump asked for hamberders and milk. Which way to Bedminster?

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@rhylee_gerber I’m late to the Below Deck party…but you are my favorite deckhand ever. Redhead power!

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@SquigglyVolcano Thankfully, our current president does not think it’s a good idea to fire nukes at natural disasters 🤦‍♀️

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@McConaughey I was born in Altoona, PA. Why is your mom so embarrassed that she was too? I was excited to see my little town mentioned in Greenlights, but then sad about the way you made it sound so awful. Please visit your mother’s birth town yourself and THEN form an opinion 😊

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@Lulamaybelle Sybil in Downton Abbey. That scene has given me the ability to cry on demand. I just think of how it ripped my heart out and immediately start crying.

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@chrissyteigen The Kettering Incident, The Head, and The OA.

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@CommaCanady Same.

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Did @donlemon just say “New York Titty welcome”??? 😂#WeLoveNYCConcert

[Nick Lovelady @NickLovelady]

I think the US Navy Band just did “God Bless The USA” better than Lee Greenwood. #FourthofJuly #CNNFourthofJuly

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@conantnyc To Italians or to Hawaiians?

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@ChrisCuomo when does your new podcast with @donlemon start? I can’t wait! I always say to my husband at the end of your show when you’re chatting together that I wish there was a whole show with both of you...I’m excited that now there is!😊