Girls are the worst drivers.
I gave detailed directions to use surface streets to avoid traffic on the freeway. She replies “I don’t know how to follow those instructions” 🙃
I miss twitter… I’m over here watching a dvd, looking at 2 remotes, trying to figure out which one will turn up the volume and which will rewind this movie, I’ve seen before, because I missed what they said. But we back bitches and imma get subtitles and maybe we’re senile
I have a phobia of all animals and it amazes me the dumb questions I get asked. The main one is “Are you afraid of my pet?!” Is it a fucking animal…then yes😑