Haley Hansen

Wife 💍 Momma 👧🏼👶🏼 Physical Therapist 👨‍🦽Fitness Enthusiast 💪🏼 Legging Slinger 🤸🏼‍♀️ Husker ❤️🤍 Sharer of #momthoughts

[Ryan Hansen @Hansen_Ryan]

After some breakfast hijinks, I noticed my 1-year old had egg residue smeared on his forehead, hours after breakfast.

He literally had egg on his face!

Tragically, he’s too young to appreciate this hilarity. When I pointed this out to him, he sneezed into my mouth. #dadlife

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

#omahasupernovas
#volleyballstate
@OmahaSupernovas

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

You know what’s really fun about teaching your toddler to be more independent? When they act so dang independent!!

#momlife #almost3yearsold

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

“Mommy, I know what my job is.”
“Oh yeah, what’s that?”
“To help milk and pizza get better!”
#Almost3yearsold

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

Playing hide-n-seek with @Hansen_Ryan

Toddler yells at full volume:
I’m trying to be quiet so you can’t find me!

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

The number of times I’ve invited coworkers to take the 12 flights of stairs with me: Many.

The number of times someone has said yes: 1.

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

I’m pretty sure my kid is the teacher’s favorite. If not, the teacher is very good at making it seem that way. 🤷‍♀️ #teacherspet

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

We have unlocked the level of toddlerhood where our kid remembers things like Pajama Day! 👊🏼#Almost3yearold #toddlergoals #momlife

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

If you have pets and/or toddlers and you are not prepared to clean your walls, I urge you to not look at them! 😬🤢

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

Raise your hand if you were up half the night losing a fight with a toddler about the importance of sleep. 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

Apparently when you live in one place for more than a year you have to do things like move couches to vacuum under them. Who knew? @Hansen_Ryan

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

Today it’s my turn to watch the kids while @Hansen_Ryan works. Both kids are screaming/crying, there are toys everywhere, the cat is in the crib. We are a mess. My husband is freaking magician with these tiny humans. #momlife #naptime

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

.@Hansen_Ryan is the 🐐 at toddler bedtime. #dadgoals #micromanager

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

Teaching the toddler what Santa says:

“Yes, but you need to say it 3 times…”

@Hansen_Ryan

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

When you’re watching a show with a crying baby in it WHILE you’re baby is sleeping.

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

Volleyball making the #1 highlight of the week during football season!! 🙌🏼

[Nebraska Volleyball @HuskerVB]

#6 coming in at #1.

@LaneyChoboy is a walking #SCTop10 highlight. 😮‍💨

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

Toddler dinner: Cheese and hotdog quesadilla dipped in chili. 🤷‍♀️

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

@j1strickland Honestly, Broncos fans are annoyed by the win too. #firstrounddraftpick

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

When I have to leave the house at 7:30pm and other people are walking around as if this isn’t affecting their bed time. 🥱

[Haley Hansen @HaleyNHansen]

The little nuggets couldn’t rally to stay up for the game, but they are probably dreaming of championships. 🏐 ❤️‍🔥

#GBR #B1Gblockparty #volleyballstate