Ryan Hansen

Husband, dog dad, human dad, leadership coach, and amateur sports opinionist.

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@GregSmithRivals Rude.

But probably right.

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Never thought I’d see the day where Nebrasketball was seeded ahead of Kansas. Life comes at you fast.

[Jeff Borzello @jeffborzello]

Official 1-68 seed list from the NCAA:

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2yo son and I are watching football.

Overheard from the kitchen:

Wife: “Should we ask Daddy, or just go for it?”

4yo daughter: “Just go for it!”

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The longer I try to stay fit in my 30s the more I understand why people used to die in their 40s.

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@JustinHerzig Tatum Bell

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I’m already old enough to tell my kids about streaming services without commercials.

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Wearing “Cold Front” uniforms in apple-picking weather. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bills will debut their “Cold Front” uniforms on October 5 vs. the Patriots.

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@DiscussingFilm Wow, with real turtles?!

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I think the real question is why @elmo needed an @X account in the first place.

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trashcessories. noun.
the accompanying artwork, extra pieces, instructions, literature, spare parts, and other miscellaneous components of children’s toys, books, and games which add next to no value to the product and will ultimately end up in the trash

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@TimVerghese Is that former DC John Papuchis too?!

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Out for a 5AM walk to stretch out the bottom of my right foot after it felt tight when I woke up.

I would describe the feeling as plantar fasciit-ish.

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Finally, a term to describe the mindset of toddlers

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Upon further inspection, Homer’s agent is really putting the work in on this profile.

Homer has an impressive 66 writing credits to his name, as well as two “Additional Crew” listings - one of which is still upcoming!

Not bad for a guy who died in 800 B.C.

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There’s thorough, and then there’s @IMDb listing Homer (yes, the ancient Greek poet) as a writer on Christopher Nolan’s 2026 movie, “The Odyssey.”

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This rocks.

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

Colorado high schools are ALL IN, and the Broncos have them ALL COVERED.

Led by Owner & Foundation Chair Carrie Walton Penner and Owner & CEO Greg Penner, we’re excited to launch an initiative distributing 15,000+ new Riddell Axiom helmets free to every HS program in Colorado.

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This is absolutely ridiculous.

Jeudy was terrible as a real-life Denver Bronco, there was no reason to even consider his Madden rating.

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Seriously, were you all in a coma for five seasons?

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Did they also forgot to tell you not to bring all of your friends to the top, Scott?

[Ryan Bass @Ry_Bass]

“When you’re climbing the ladder of success in life, sometimes they don’t tell you to stop when you’re happy.” 🥺🥺

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Is it possible to be the prodigal son for two different programs?

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

Welcome Back to UCF, Scott Frost 🌴❄️

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