Haley Not Da Comet

Good-bye, trolley people!

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's someone watching her type in the Google shared doc already. She's nervous, but the Ananymous Jackalope is on slide 7 already...

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

Hello, @nytimes, I’m suing. The correct answer is #BruceSpringsteen.

[petah @pe_tsar]

Hey so I voted for Kamala Harris

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

2016 broke my heart. 2024 is breaking my humanity

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

Jed Bartlet, we need you buddy.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the met gala carpet should have a panel of gays at a judge's table who hold up scores like the olympics right in front of the celebrities

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

I've been on hold with @United for 4.5 hours, which means I've had the pleasure of listening to not one, but two of their looping playlists. The second set of jams has experimented with bird sounds! If I wasn't losing my mind before, I sure am now.

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

Adam Brody playing another character named “Seth” that isn’t OC-related should be absolutely illegal. Straight to jail.

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

The sun setting at 4:30 PM: It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me.

[Leo Beletsky @LeoBeletsky]

Wish Elon had bought Teams

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

To the Swifty, Anthro Copywriter … proud of you for getting your lil joke in and around legal. 🥹

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

@bestofnextdoor Said in Austin Powers voice, “Oh, BEEhave!”

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

fleetwood mac implies the existence of fleetwood dennis, fleetwood charlie, fleetwood dee, and fleetwood frank

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

@Kevin_Traynor It’s called culture Kev, Google it.

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

@HerNameIsKOV I mean, you guys are journalist, soooo

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

Phew, thank GOD Andy Sachs got the unpublished manuscript for the last 'Harry Potter' before this lil tussle. That's all.

https://t.co/dz1TO3mGvF

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

A lot of people are comparing NFTs to Beanie Babies when they are obviously more like pogs.

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

@Kevin_Traynor Wait… you Citi Bike?

[Haley Not Da Comet @HaleyNotDaComet]

@Kevin_Traynor Live from ACK here Kevin, and it appears that one thing is for sure, the limit doesn’t exist.