Haley

⚢ I love women and tolerate perfect men

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[John Bartman @bartman_john84]

Every national security advisor and economist said don’t vote for him. His former cabinet said don’t vote for him. He tried to overthrow the last election. He overturned women’s rights. He’s openly racist. He’s a rapist. He’s a felon. And he’s winning another term. I don’t get it

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Kamala is going to raise taxes”

Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

[mrs.corazón 🐦‍🔥 @guaperella_]

hannah didn’t have trouble finding love because of her body, she had trouble finding love because she a fucking awful person #Loveisblind7

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

[St. Paul Pork Product @DGR3XL]

I love how Chappell Roan and Noah Kahan are two of the absolute biggest powerhouses in music right now but also look like they live together in a 2006 Subaru Outback

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

[Haley @HaleyPlatt14]

One day my prefrontal cortex developed and along with it my love for BLTs

[Haley @HaleyPlatt14]

@NoahKahan Busyhead ‼️‼️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“it’s only a 2 day trip”

me :

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Singing my own songs at karaoke, passive aggressively stopping and asking the audience if they’d heard this song and for a “temperature check on it” aggressively shushing a bridal shower that has been waiting and wants to sing “don’t stop believing”. Shut it. This is my moment

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[Angel La’Reine @AngelLaReine]

Surviving paradise?! Nahhhhh you mean surviving Tabitha!! Those fake tears had me shooketh 😩😭💀!!! I know the people in Tabitha’s life got some stories about her toxicity! Drop them stories please cuz whattt!?!? #survivingtabitha #survivingparadise

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

The forever to northern attitude pipeline

[Andrew @andrewnucatola]

Me listening to my own Spotify Wrapped

[Haley @HaleyPlatt14]

‼️ You really attract the vibes you put out ‼️

[Haley @HaleyPlatt14]

Why does Lanys album cover art look like a 2005 Microsoft presentation