Haley

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

It's worth remembering that the reason the vote counting is taking so long is that in many of these states the Republicans blocked laws that would have allowed the counting to start earlier

[Simran Jeet Singh @simran]

Massive congratulations to Sarah McBride on winning a State Senate seat in Delaware and becoming the first Trans State Senator in US History.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

This is like being awake during your own surgery.

[Haley @HaleyRo23]

Woof.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Amy Coney Barrett accepted money from a hate group that supports the recriminalization of homosexuality in the United States. She was pressed on this issue in her 2017 federal judge appointment hearing.

[Haley @HaleyRo23]

#BreonnaTaylor was Essential: Sign the petition demanding #JusticeForBre @LMPD, @LouisvilleMayor @GovAndyBeshear https://t.co/eaP1LVCrhs

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

This makes sense. It's not like it's a TV show about dragons! I'm just glad I live in an age of reason and priorities.

[Reproductive Freedom for All @reproforall]

For Jessica, the choice to have an abortion wasn’t a complicated one. She got pregnant accidentally and wasn’t ready to have a child. You can read Jessica’s story, in her own words: https://t.co/zu2ZKcQKCx #YouKnowMe #AlabamaAbortionBan

[♠️⭐♠️ @asheobryan]

Me when the swords caught fire vs when the fire was put out

#GameOfThrones

[Melinda @shanewasright]

Me trying to see if someone I should care about has died or is hurt in the battle, with all this darkness #GameofThrones

[Haley @HaleyRo23]

Time for my biennial tweet! Enjoy. ⚡

[Haley @HaleyRo23]

My last tweet (dated Nov 28, 2016) was about how I was going to tweet more... CRUSHING IT. #goals

[Haley @HaleyRo23]

'Be active on Twitter' went from 0 on my priority list to top 10 when I found out @TayeDiggs is inexplicably following me #mondaymotivation

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

"So we have Jay Z, Beyonce & Bruce Springsteen. That should do it."
"What about Bon Jovi?"
"He's not really releva..."
"I. WANT. BON. JOVI."

[Haley @HaleyRo23]

@TawshaBox I taught him how to do be camera-ready.

[Haley @HaleyRo23]

@TawshaBox @ChrisCruise Thank god I saw I was going to be in the background. Usually when I'm caught unaware in a photo it's more like:

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

I am frequently asked how Ron Swanson would weigh in on this election. I was able to contact a source close to Ron and here is the result:

[Weird Science @weird_sci]

Skunks can spray five or six times before reloading. After that, you can move in for cuddles.

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Happy birthday to the one and only, Bruce @Springsteen. Photograph by Annie Leibovitz.

[Haley @HaleyRo23]

@harikondabolu @wkamaubell I love #PoliticallyReactive! You guys are awesome. Also please have an episode with @iJesseWilliams