hales

[hales @HaleySueGreen]

can’t stop, won’t stop (posting about my perfect lil’ girl) 🐶❤️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a Patagonian Round Bat. Reacts positively to watermelon, but that's all we know so far. Please send dogs only. Thank you... 12/10

[bear @iamblackbear]

stuck between “i wanna talk to u”
& “i dont wanna bother u”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“why do you talk to your pet like a human?”

First of all, that is my child

[Becoming Loláde ♡ @lolaroze_]

I don’t say it enough, but thank you God for carrying me through my worst days and my best days.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dallas and Hank. Dallas believes any bath can be a bubble bath if you try hard enough. Hank is his lifeguard. 13/10 for both

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maisy. She gets an additional birthday hat for each birthday, and she just turned six. 13/10 not sure how long this can continue

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sisu. He kept breaking into a dollar general to steal this purple unicorn. He tried so often they had to lock the doors and call animal control. Before the responding officer took him to the shelter, she bought it for him. Now he, and the unicorn, have been adopted. 14/10

[hales @HaleySueGreen]

@flipthepaiige Pls show me so i can laugh

[hales @HaleySueGreen]

@tiaramccarron @shelby_green93

[Ashlyn 🎀 @thequeenashlyn_]

THE UNITED STATES OF EMBARRASSMENT 😍😍😍😍🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️✨✨✨✨

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Money Power Politics with Stephanie Ruhle @mppmsnow]

Day 1 vs. Day 1,448

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

This country so embarrassing man

[discount dakota johnson (taylor's version)🥥🌴 @k__d13]

if the united states saw what the united states was doing right now the united states would invade itself

[Gymshark @Gymshark]

“i’ve seen the delivery man more times than my own friends and family this year” - 2020

[🔪 @Dravenn_]

my friend said she can’t hangout this week bc she just gave birth?? u have known the baby 1 day and me 13 years but ok

[hales @HaleySueGreen]

@ijessegarcia @hxnnxh_97 @ShelbyBuck_

[hales @HaleySueGreen]

@ShelbyBuck_ Speak it into existence sis

You DESERVE it 💓