Haley Tretter

This is the closest I'll get to using my Media degree.

Taurus 🌞, Leo 🌙, Virgo 🌄

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

@zoebesleeping Sorry, I'll stop.

[Geo Zaroff @GeoZaroff]

BRUUUH WHO POSTED THIS?!? #SuperBowl @UniversalORL

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

Come on, @Tinder. I'm not even hot enough to be a bot. Stop shadow banning me.

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

I mean, help a single girl out @Tinder and @TinderSupport. I had some great matches and was excited for hibachi.

I swear I'll get more creative with my opening lines man. I'm not a robot, swear.

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

I think @Tinder shadow banned me for not being creative enough to have multiple opening lines, but being bold enough to make the first move.

Rude, Tinder. I'm just a single girl in LA with two cats. Why you doing me dirty.

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

@DerekHousman @jayzz12271 @CamelToad @Ask_Spectrum Hey friends, internet is out again.

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

Hey @Ask_Spectrum , your internet is down in Los Angeles again.

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

@jayzz12271 @DerekHousman @CamelToad @Ask_Spectrum Justin, my dude. Sleep is for the weak.

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

DT from @Ask_Spectrum has probably been the most pleasant interaction I've had since COVID.

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

@michelleehrman @CamelToad @jayzz12271 @Ask_Spectrum Goodnight pals, miss you already

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

@CamelToad @DerekHousman @jayzz12271 @Ask_Spectrum But should we?? I had friends for a second.

Also, you all are welcome.

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

Wait, is telling Spectrum the internet is out the way to make friends in LA? 👋🏼

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

@brokemogul @Ask_Spectrum I have a degree in how internet works and I still don't know how internet works

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

@michelleehrman @CamelToad @jayzz12271 @Ask_Spectrum At least you were watching quality television

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

@CamelToad @jayzz12271 @Ask_Spectrum I'm just trying to binge 90 Day Fiance man.

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

Me in college was probably the most annoying thing to ever exist. I apologize.

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

@zoebesleeping Disneyland 🥰

[Haley Tretter @HaleyTretter]

@seashell_bee_ And it's AMAZING. I work there and I never get sick of it.