Haley Sauer

uh huh honey

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

not the birth controli

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

don't forget to set your clocks away from seasonal depression and back to regular depression but with extra sun.

[arson @desi0re]

Does anyone know what to do. Like in general

[Hunnyyyy @shutuphunnyyy]

A cancelled meeting gives me more dopamine than a night out now.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

my favorite part of being alive is having to wipe the kitchen counters off 317 times a day everyday forever.

[Bre-40 @CatwalkBre]

We should have a 3-day weekend every weekend.

[split peabrain soup @capykater]

littering the world with strands of my hair

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

I love how Trader Joe’s warns you that parking is for Trader Joe’s patrons only, as if anyone in their right mind would go near a Trader Joe’s parking lot if they had literally any other option

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

god i’ve seen what you’ve done for verizon and need you to do it for outlook for like six hours

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I love when someone says "hey quick question" and then ruins your day.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We don't talk enough about the generational trauma of crying at the kitchen table over math homework.

[saanjh 🔮 @dontcrysaanjh]

me as soon as the new year starts

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Did you know, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid, that doesn't fit any of your containers.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop and my goal is to cry no more than three times

[✧* ⋆ ˚｡⋆˚ @aIexrea]

Just boarded with group 2 when I’m in group 3