Brian Haley

Comedian/actor/hand model Brian Haley. Gran Torino, Little Giants, Baby's Day Out, Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson, HBO. Enormously popular in the 3rd world.

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@realfarie @TLPN_Official ... near the moon.

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I'll tell you what, if the combat actions in Iran involve monkey bars, this thing is not over by a long shot.

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@WallStreetApes is this video is legit? https://t.co/8BGSfsnG6L
Grok: Yes, the video appears to be legitimate footage from the large February 14, 2026, protest in downtown Los Angeles supporting regime change in Iran.

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Before Democrats try and spin outrage against Donald Trump for the military strikes in Iran remember this

Just 2 WEEK AGO, Downtown Los Angeles was completely taken over by the Global Day of Action protests against the Iran regime

The protesters stood in solidarity with the ongoing anti-government protests and revolution in Iran

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@America71632262 @WallStreetApes You misspelled "are building"

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@google_fuc85322 @financedystop Bro, even a Greyhound bus has a sink.

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@google_fuc85322 @GoetingGoet @financedystop *I'm

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@thewriterme Why would anything necessarily go up? Things will just be weightless, unless they have inertia that drives them upwards. I don't think there will be any more than a few dozen injuries. It will be a good time to sweep under your oven.

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@FeelYouHappy I can’t stop laughing ha ha ha that was funny beep boop I am real

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My only resolution for 2025 is to enjoy it without worrying about all the petty things. I mean 2026... DANG IT!

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@OldStateSaloon *you're

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@LangmanVince You gotta admit, that car chase was hilarious! I know we've seen about a million car chases, but when the biggest news story in 25 years happens, I can't help but drop what I'm doing and watching a live car chase for the 4 millionth time and cheering and clapping about it.

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@preston1curling @EricLDaugh lol

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My Captain.

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@WillowMantis It's fun to play pretendsies.

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@elonmusk I wrote it, but just as a goof. I didn't think they'd actually all read it! I have the original hand written draft if you want to see it. Does the truck come in any other color than silver?

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@crazyclips_ Sign that man to the Jets!

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@fasc1nate Barney

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Happy 2026 everybody.

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@mplsgordon2 @JustineBateman Marion, don't sell yourself short - I just took notes on what you wrote right there and my production value has soared! I especially liked the 'put people in front' tip. I'm gonna get in my car and start my new film right now!

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@KamalaHQ Nothing new: