Romantic with a bum ticker

I live in the 34th largest town in the US. Our motto: "We're not having that shit. Go somewhere else."

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@Ilegvm Director Billy Wilder created a movie called The Fortune Cookie about a football player that injured a TV cameraman in 1966. The cameraman's shady brother convinces him to fake paralysis. It's considered a dark comedy.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@jennibu @james_xond I started at 8 also, but my route was only 100.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@james_xond Eight.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@WolfgangRichtEU Good God, man. Go see your physician about testosterone supplements, before they shrink to the size of rasins.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@Jellenne Go Monsoon!

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@Jringo1508 Mind you, I thought the whole World Cup thing was just a bunch of people singing to guys in short pants. But it is looking like the best tourism promo every done.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@Jringo1508 I'm not sure he actually ate barbecue. That shirt is suspiciously clean.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@AzPinkLady The reason one can't smell it coming in England is because it never stops raining. No, wait, that's Wales.

Can confirm. Got out of my car in Mesa at 1 a.m. Smelled rain. 5 minutes later it started raining.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@ZeppelinBTC @BoeingB52BUFF Dude. All you have seen is a photo taken from a mile away. Reckon you might oughta wait before you write up the air crash investigation?

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@IMAO_ Really, really big. People have not conception of how big. I can't even conceive of it.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@BabyNetworkNews One of the best things about BNN is how you never take it over the top. It's always underplayed, and that keeps it good and funny.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@Oilfield_Rando The "other woman" will always make it explode in dramatic fashion.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@_rajraman @carlwheless @LightOnLiberty What? Not in my experience.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time to get that volcano lair I’ve always wanted.

I think it’s in the “Beyond” section of BB&B.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@TKratman Dude! I watched Stripes. I know how Army graduation formations go.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@japan_nobunaga "America has built a politeness trap with no exit and staffed it with teenagers."

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@annbauerwriter @3YearLetterman The astonishing thing is that they have not been smashed from the roadways. We are a patient and tolerant people.

[Ted Joy @TedJoy71]

Just found out that my 8-year-old granddaughter is starting summer camp tomorrow.

Featured on the agenda are activities with knives, axes, BB guns, fire-building, and swimming in the lake.

This is the sort of thing that happens when both of your parents are Army airborne officers with multiple deployments to combat zones.

[Romantic with a bum ticker @mplsgordon2]

@loudoggeek @BuzzPatterson This pilot had to dodge a cow on the runway. That's how he wound up in the grass.

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

I've had a few of these gate openers over the years, they start acting up after 13 years and completely stop working by 17 years.🤣🤣🤣