Kristen

Less cat calls. More cats.

[Evan O’ @PhasmophobicBoi]

Is NoHo Hank’s accent just Anthony Carrigan doing an impression of his wife?

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

@MyocarditisWave @CDCgov You are disvalidating the experience of hundreds of thousands of young women who have had painful heavy periods their entire life so that you can use this message to promote your stance. Be better than that.

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

@ruja_entcheva Thanks — mine is for Detroit or Royal Oak though!

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

@TMFanSupport @ruja_entcheva I’m having the same issue

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

@NarratedForNat Same

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

Like… can we not?

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

Vanessa Lachey is that one family member pressuring people to have babies… #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Bravo @BravoTV]

We would never keep you waiting for a Reunion 😉

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

Hey Netflix… did y’all fall asleep on us? Feeling like Brett in the pods…. 👀 #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

Netflix Live Reunion for Love is Blind is not working, but I can still feel Zack’s eyes through the error page.

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

First tweet in years and it’s this. Ugh the world is a weird place but here ya go:
Zack’s song to Irina #LoveisBlind4

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

Almost made it through a whole episode of @QueerEye without crying. It’s the emotional safety for me… 😭

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

I’d really like to go to a brewery/winery with hammocks. Come on, Michigan, this seems like our kind of thing….

[Lakeshore Legal Aid @MICH_legalaid]

Macomb County Action is providing COVID-19 support services for those experiencing hardships such as being behind on your rent or mortgage, food insecurity and more. See flyer for details.

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

@lisajschinderle @SchinderleMTRS DO ITTTTT!!!

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

@heycolmax @PropertyBrother @MrSilverScott @MrDrewScott I read that as, I’m there with spirits! 🙋🏼‍♀️ It’s like you know our girl is a Bourbon lover. We can’t wait for you to come to Detroit! We will have a dirty Shirley ready for you! 😁

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

Misread my @LOFT email for a @lyft email and got really excited for some comfortable rides:

“your coziest new arrivals ever”

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

Am I going to be the one that says it? Ok fine. @lisajschinderle

Too much boooos. 🍹🍸

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

Using Waze is such an adventure.

Waze: sure, no problem just take a quick left turn rigggggght NOW across four lanes of traffic and then go through that backyard. Easy.

[Kristen @HalfPastKristen]

@lisajschinderle BYEEEEEEEEEEE