Hali Stevenson

Some days I’m unstoppable. But most days I’m one hair tie breaking mid ponytail away from losing my shit.

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

My toxic trait: instead of getting gas like a normal person, when the low fuel light comes on I take it as a challenge to see if I can make it to my next destination without getting fuel. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

Ted Cruz can pretend to be a tough guy but he was still the kid you didn’t want at your birthday party but he cried so his mom called your mom, and when he got there he shit in the pool and ruined it for everyone.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Country music superstar Garth Brooks defies Republicans, declares that he will absolutely serve Bud Light as his new bar — and if conservatives don’t like it, they can take their business elsewhere.

But it gets even better….

The country icon declared that, “If you come into this bar, you just love one another. Otherwise, there are plenty of other places on Lower Broadway to go. Diversity. Inclusiveness. That's me. It's always been me. I think that diversity is the answer to the problems that are here and the answer to the problems that are coming. So I love diversity."

Well said, Garth!

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[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

@LexiCampbell312 Truth.

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

@LexiCampbell312 @danstine62 🤣🤣🤣 not Doug thinking he’s boss

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

Things I hear while my husband changes our baby pt. 1 “Listen I’m not the one who stuck my foot in my poop, it’s going to take a little longer poop-toes….”

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

Okay but WHY were you not ready for the fans to go mad?! The QUEUE IS PAUSED?! 😭

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

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[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

.@RepRonEstes @JerryMoran @RogerMarshallMD It is time for beauty service businesses to be given the same tax-code relief as our restaurant neighbors. Our small, women-owned businesses are important! Please include the FICA Tax Tip Credit for salons in the reconciliation package.

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

Not me sending my kid into school with a water from @SmoothieKing and a donut from @QuikTrip #Balance #FirstDayOfSchool #morelike4thdaybutwhoscounting

[𝕶ɛ꒒꒒𝔂~ℜį℘℘ɛƖ @k_ripTopCity]

@POTUS @bmcclendon

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

@CarolinaPostma @no_yoohoo @ZubyMusic The government straight up snatched my uterus and bodily autonomy.

[Rep. Joanna McClinton @RepMcClinton]

Here we go again!!! As @PAHouseDems fight to ensure you have a VOICE in Harrisburg & protect women's lives + their reproductive rights, the majority party is once again SILENCING US!!! And when they silence us, they’re silencing you & MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ACROSS PENNSYLVANIA!!!

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

Who wants to go to a @lizzo concert?

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I’m pledging $500k from my upcoming tour to Planned Parenthood and Abortion Rights. Live Nation agreed to match— to make it 1 MILLION dollars

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

Looks like I’m switching to only @patagonia gear. Hell yes.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Patagonia to pay bail for employees arrested protesting Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade decision https://t.co/wqm4LVIgJp

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Patagonia to pay bail for employees arrested protesting Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade decision https://t.co/wqm4LVIgJp

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I will explain this to you slowly: exercising our right to protest is not obstruction of Congress nor an attempt to overturn democracy.

If one were a heinous enough person to do that, they’d likely seek a pardon for it too.

But only one of us here has done that. And it ain’t me

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

Are we ready to acknowledge that America is only the “Land of the free” if you are a white male yet? Or is it too soon? #RoeVWade #Hypocrites #Nodemocracyhere #WomensRightsAreHumanRights

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

@NickShahn7 Same here 🙌🏼

[Hali Stevenson @HaliBMac]

Can’t wait to see my family that was pro choice on vaccine mandates show up to support and uphold Roe v. Wade…oh wait. 🫠 #RoeVWade #Hypocrites #mindyourownuterus