hurricanehaliee

I'd rather be on the beach.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Aries: I’m quitting my job I’m ending all my relationships
Also Aries: nah I’m in a good mood after 6 cups of coffee maybe later

[hot garbage 🕷 @lil_ibuprofen_]

vaccinated or not please stop standing so close to me in line

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

the cdc is just like uhhhh yeah it's totally up to you, I'm honestly down for whatever

[lucy westenra ♱ @bIoodfangs]

dream jobs:
- forest witch
- rich vampire’s wife
- haunted bookstore owner

[P 💫 @prettyahhh1]

Reminder:

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

If you survived the Four Loko era in college, you deserve student loan forgiveness.

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Elle Woods would have freed Britney by now.

[Mavona @Sungu_]

Found this on LinkedIn, please share

[Girth, Wind & Fire @GirthyHalfrican]

Walking into Costco without my card out just to feel something

[jesswiththemess @jessismoree]

If your friends decline to go somewhere because of COVID-19, STOP peer pressuring them! Stop making people feel guilty for not wanting to do what you’re willing to do for your health and body. Shit!

[Girth, Wind & Fire @GirthyHalfrican]

Feel like y'all had a pretty good understanding of a business being able to refuse service in the 50s

[𝓚𝓑❥ @kbdlr00]

“You want something from Starbucks” is my love language 🥰

[hurricanehaliee @HalieeSallis]

@LivingIitUp I so wish I could tell you to go to my apartment and find some, but sadly there is nothing THAT IM AWARE OF.

[hurricanehaliee @HalieeSallis]

@SkylarAlayne I've got amazon packages showing up every other day it feels like. I've got a problem.

[WRRY @wrryxo]

we really be missing the simple shit rn

[hurricanehaliee @HalieeSallis]

@mousetrapqueen Honestly this could be a great idea, because you'd look badass. BUT I feel it could be something you'd regret in like 12.2 minutes later.