Hallie Terrell

Probably thinking about food

[jordan @JordanUhl]

It's hard to articulate just how bad the looming eviction crisis could be

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

god: you nap 16 hours a day

cat: love it

god: and you’re basically a killing machine

cat: hell ya

god: but humans will constantly pick you up and boop your nose

cat: *angry glare* motherfu-

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

love this

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my son just came up to me and said, “it’s ironic that the same people who scream all lives matter are the ones who refuse to wear a mask”

he’s a year old. and a cat

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the day i discovered you could wake up, shower and get dressed, and then immediately get back into bed was really the day it all went wrong

[The New York Times @nytimes]

This is the new 2-block-long mural on the streets leading to the White House, painted by the city of Washington, D.C. It reads: “Black Lives Matter." https://t.co/xg7s1Z704C

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

How come every cop is outfitted like an Avenger but health care professionals are out there fighting COVID wearing barrels on suspenders

[kt o'reilly @KatieOreill]

All it takes is two glasses of wine for me to start replying to peoples stories as if they were personally sent to me

[Ashley Fern @disco_infern0]

can someone tell me if summer 2020 is canceled so I can stop working out

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

been making coffee at home instead of getting starbucks for two months which according to economists should’ve made me a billionaire by now so what is happening

[Ava @avainwordland]

I’m pretty sure that me in a parallel universe is ruining things too, just differently.

[Hallie Terrell @HallieTerrell88]

Will be listening on repeat for the foreseeable future

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Me: *plants an ice cream cake in my backyard* Gardening is my passion

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Vote.

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

It officially hit 60 degrees in #Seattle today—for just the fourth time this year.

By the end of the week, we could double that.