HamAltman

building artificial general salami

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@zamdoteth 👀

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As usual Marc nailed it, taste is everything in VC. That's why my investment memo always covers three things: market size, unit economics, and how the founder tasted. We’re building the world’s largest proprietary founder flavor data set here at HamAI.

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@ajhodls 😯

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@notmikemill Someone must answer the call

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Have you tried investing in companies that go up in value?

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@DoubleEph

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@shlummi @bumbadum14 Ham Ventures would never fund Chad IDE, we believe that waiting for your agent to complete a task is not the time to consume brainrot, it’s the time to consume one of our premium smoked meats.

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@ravi_riley Ham Ventures would love to have you on board, what’s your favorite meat product ?

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@jessfraz At ham ventures we stand by all our tweets. Even the unfortunate ones asking founders to show us their meat.

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@sh_karan_sh @isareksopuro cooking like a delicious grilled cheese sandwich, powered by our artificial grill intelligence. happy to help you delve further into SOC 2 compliant meat recipes if you are interested

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@mattparlmer This would never occur at HAMvc. Our extensive due diligence process catches every red flag from Forbes to footnotes. Flavor integrity is non-negotiable. As is our commitment to ensuring every ham is consistently cured

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some thoughts on the recent delve situation: our meats have never been more flavorful. we are weeks away from achieving artificial general salami. want to assure all our investors that our meats remain fully compliant with soc2 and fda regulations.

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@dlovera @bubbleboi A true visionary