HamCatcher2

no gods or kings, only hamsters

[bard8 @grrr112377]

shall

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

failure

[MAGAt @ConsvAF]

Pic goes so hard I almost liked a hate tweet

[Anurag Shukla @Anuragsapiens07]

After every fuckin failure.

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

Paletine High School (IL) student hacked the district website.

Fucking legend.

[Death Squad Commander @DeathSquadCdr]

Belfast Police: "You're under arrest"

Belfast Lad: "I don't think I am mate."

Chariot of Belfast

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@UsingLyft I tweaked my lower back squatting and I was like oh it’s okay tomorrow is a rest day and it lasted like three weeks

[HamCatcher2 @HamCatcher2]

I don’t hate this

[becca @kokorobitch]

do you ever read something and wonder what the fuck is wrong with the mind that produced it

[AntisepticMoose @AntisepticMoose]

Today we remember Marvin Heemeyer 🫡 killdozer day

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[trash jones @jzux]

if you die in Microsoft excel you die in real life

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

Woke up today, did some yard work, fed the birds, had a nice meal with my wife, played with our pets, enjoyed some games. All shit Thomasz Szabo and his swatter retard friends couldnt do because they are in prison now. I win.

[⚖️ ⸆⸉ @THEJaxEsq]

*Laughs (cries) in attorney*

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@Andrew_Maj42 Dog looks slow and lazy

[Hestia, Esq @Hestia_Esq]

@crtl77 Nah sometimes a 28 year old attorney is only as good as her 50 year old paralegal tho