Ham-fisted Typist

I am but a simple ham

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Did the pct in 2024.
Gonna call my shot again.
Trinity alps high route 2026.
2600 miles shorter but almost completely off trail travel. Gotta do the hard stuff when I'm young will save the CDT, CT, AZT for when I'm old 🫡

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I think I want to do the PCT in 2024, I feel like if I say it here it may remind me to actually do it

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@turrible_tao Love Wins, faggot

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The surgeon after they find the gauze they left behind in you:
You know what they say, malpractice makes perfect!

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@MarmotRespecter Nissan altima

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Watching two large men surrounded by there families, very excited about their popdart game. This is peak ESPN 2

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Asking all my Persian coworkers if they will be celebrating Arab heritage month 😈

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@yacineMTB A good ldo should have a power supply rejection ratio specced already

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Drinking the breast milk in the communal work fridge

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@uubzu Blowing trans

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

@BasketCasePA Never ever forget that when a woman is advocating for violence, she will not be the one doing it nor the one receiving it

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@yacineMTB Possible yes. Consistently ehhh.

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5g of creatine and 2 cups of black coffee on an empty stomach. This office toliet doesn't stand a chance.

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@favelaoverlord A man of culture

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@DeepDishEnjoyer I appreciate it.

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@fleshsimulator Female circumcision?

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The best part of the Somali fraud discourse is that it gives me a reason to reach out to my dear Ethiopian friend and listen to his deep belly laugh while explaining the intricacies of east African blood fueds

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@cremieuxrecueil The terrier bar there probably includes basically pit bull too. Staffy terriers

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@memeticsisyphus Well there was this one time when i took a 10 strip in college

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@FeralPHunter @allgarbled Sounds all garbled to me

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@zephyr_z9 To be fair a 100w consumer laser is still impressive

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@zephyr_z9 A 500w output would mean that thing needs to draw about 2kw, diode laser are pretty inefficient. Either this guy is burning his hand or they are quoting total draw