Kyle Graffham

(random inspirational quote to fill my ego)

[Kyle Graffham @HamGraff]

This is the greatest day of my fucking life

[Kyle Graffham @HamGraff]

@CarmineSabia Because our PMs have a tendency to be utterly useless. They end up losing the support of their own party and have no other choice. Like Theresa May, couldnt get a Brexit deal so her party lost confidence in her. Another is David Cameron who lost the Brexit vote and thus resigned

[Kyle Graffham @HamGraff]

What Ukraine wanted from Europe

What Ukraine got from Europe

#Eurovision

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This is gonna be like the Euro final isn’t it. Jubilation right at the start and then depression when we crash and burn at the end #Eurovision

[Kyle Graffham @HamGraff]

Popular opinion:

MIKA > Ed Sheeran

#Eurovision

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Who dis Piotr #Eurovision #POL

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It’s coming home? #Eurovision #UK

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I have the same mask at home, the best thing about it is my fiancé can hear me shouting the safe word through it. #Eurovision #AUS

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This song needed a ‘Bob the builder, can we fix it’ verse and then it would have been perfect #Eurovision #MDA

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I’m not saying Europe is full of miserable boring fucks, but the fact that the shitty ballads win every year and not songs like this says it all #Eurovision #MDA

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I swear the U.K. is the only country that would provide bearable #Eurovision hosts.

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Again if a Sweden, Norway or Azerbaijan sung this they’d win #Eurovision #GER

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The chorus is just the sounds we all make when we check the bath water and it’s too hot #Eurovision #NED

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I’m glad my fiancé doesn’t watch #Eurovision because she’d ask me if I find the performer attractive every 5 seconds.

YES I DO…Even the women.

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It’s fitting that the first year I want Italy to do abysmal they’re actually dull and crap #Eurovision #ITA

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Pretty solid song, if it was being sung by Italy or Sweden it would probably finish top 3 #Eurovision #ARM

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@epicthot The topless Romanian men distracted me.

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I’m slightly aroused….I don’t know how to feel about that. #Eurovision #NOR

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Downing St really cancelled Eid, said “the BAME community” were not taking the rules seriously enough and then had multiple illegal parties