Ham Takes

Guys it’s a Children’s Game… it’s not that serious

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@blaiden

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@LordoftheSquad Oh brother, Larry Bird was a rookie in 1986?

I was comparing both their age 24 seasons but congrats winning one more game with McHale, Parish, Bill Walton, and Dennis Johnson over Mo Williams and uhhh Big Z 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@whateverbs99 Outplayed by *checks notes

“Austin Croshere” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@TheTruth8240 Games 2-7

36.7 PPG
9.3 RPG
8.3 APG

On 55/46/73 efficiency

Literally the definition of unstoppable dumbass 😭😭😭

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@nbarealist23 @Neshincognito Literally straight lying 😭😭

2012 Wade:

PER: 7th
BPM: 10th
WS/48: 11th
VORP: 14th

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@nbarealist23 @JuliusC23680344 According to you that’s a “super team”

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@nbarealist23 Bum Isaiah Thomas vs MVP Jordan btw

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@TheJordanTruth Only competing with 22 Teams in the NBA…. Meaning it was 33% easier to win a ring in Jordan’s era 😭😭

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@TheTruth8240 Kobe’s playoff record same age LeBron joined the Lakers

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@LordoftheSquad Didn’t play 70 games but still finished first on the team in DWS and DBPM

This is the part where you just stop talking cause it’s getting embarrassing

No DPOY but owns every single modern defensive stat shows that it’s meaningless you taking Duncan over Camby or Smart all day

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@LordoftheSquad Tim Duncan had 3 straight #1 defenses with Robinson retired 😭😭😭

Yeah you right juts hyping up the guy that finished third in MVP and 2nd in DPOY

Dumbasses like you use PPG and DPOYs to evaluate players guess Marcus Smart a better defender too right? 😭😭 lessons keep coming

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@LordoftheSquad Tim Duncan led the team in DWS every single year starting as a rookie 😂

DWS is a much better aggregation of defensive ability especially comparing players on the same team, DBPM is heavily biased towards STOCKs

Again how many times do I have to teach you 😂

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@LordoftheSquad You’re clearly slow they played the same number of seasons yet Duncan had a greater defensive impact and better numbers

Defense isn’t just shot blocking 😭😭😂 do I have to explain that to you too?

Also the way you make a point in an argument is you show evidence or examples 😂

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@pilipinasmuse @sweetstrokej13 @LordoftheSquad Catch who LeBron rewrote the whole stat book? 😭😭 nobody ever touching what he did?

Jordan didn’t even catch Havlicek? Or Russell? Everything he did was done before

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@sweetstrokej13 @LordoftheSquad What was his record without Scottie bro?

Enough said😭😭

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@LordoftheSquad @sweetstrokej13 Yeah you should probably never talk about ball ever again 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I bet you use STOCKs to determine if someone is good on D

And before you say some nonsense about longevity:
Duncan 19 seasons
Olajuwon 18 seasons
Garnett 21 seasons
Ewing 17 seasons

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@sweetstrokej13 @LordoftheSquad 8th place this season was 27.7 PPG

But I won’t even explain to you the difference in pace and possessions between eras

Would be like trying to teach a dog Spanish with your ball knowledge

But yeah let’s keep critiquing the 3rd best player in league who MJ got as a sidekick 😭

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@sweetstrokej13 @LordoftheSquad The year he finished 3rd in MVP and 2nd in DPOY

Good lord it’s worse than I thought 😭😭 he only understands what PPG is