Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale

A proud southern gentleman of a modest Virginian blueberry empire. Lamb of Baphomet. #HAMBOMODE

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

SO WHAT if I said I’d turn a new leaf? FUCK all of these cretins. I’m going HAMBO MODE.

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@Baphometberry No

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@blobjunk1455391 @Baphometberry Look @Baphometberry, looks like you have a friend

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@clockjunk Don’t hurt yourself boy

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@Baphometberry Hello, son!

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@theqinemperor You sound like a pedophile.

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@Baphometberry Go get em son

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@obviousari I am currently in a state of aggression and high testosterone, despite being 67 years old. This unusual spike is called #HamboMode and is genetic and I passed it to my little blueberry of a son, @Baphometberry

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@AmazingEyes1122 Maybe just once

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@therealsupes Post something you’re in if you’re really an actor and not some bugger boy fishing for attention

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@Baphometberry @AtlasCatProd @BrendaHend96642 Carlyle! Leave these sexual deviants alone and get back to the blueberry plants! They are withering.

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@Baphometberry @onlineinsane Stop bringin bugs inside!

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@therealsupes Quit pussyfooting with posts for attention you little buckaroo bitch

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

Blessed little blueberry @Baphometberry

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

My boy Carlyle is having a ball. Blessed boy. Enjoying and having the time of his life with his big ole donut hole. Life is so sweet, so simple, just like a donut hole.

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@therealsupes Get a job Nancyboy and stop posting low hanging fruit because you are an unsuccessful “actor”

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@Baphometberry What?!? He blocked you? What a little Nancy boy fruitcake! I’ll take care of this son. NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY LITTLE BLUEBERRY.

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@Baphometberry What’s your imaginary friend’s name?

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@Baphometberry Much better grammar.

[Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale @HamboMode]

@Baphometberry Carlyle, remember to capitalize your I’s and what not. I hired you a tutor for a reason.