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@AmericanAlphaX Good point.. And, almost zero raise on his presidential library, minus the few million that was transferred from his presidential campaign.

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@flmkrD Boasberg.. no ruling needed. We know the outcome here. It's a L, regardless of the hearing.

But, we are talking about the grand jury subpoenas.

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@JKash000 Calm down girls!

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@Sinankubilayku1 @pete_rizzo_ That's a good point.

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@BolandSays @BrandynsWisdom durp drp

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@BolandSays @BrandynsWisdom You still drp da drp'n? Poor lil'tard is going to be tired tonight.

Let mommy know when you're finished, so she can put you back in your high chair.

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@BolandSays @BrandynsWisdom You’re certainly holding down the left side of the bell curve. Congrats!

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@BolandSays @BrandynsWisdom Drrr, drr

On his first day in office in January 2021, President Biden revoked the presidential permit for the Keystone XL pipeline expansion

What say you tard?

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The Cheesecake Factory enshrined democratic dining against elite palate police. When did taste become ideology?

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸This is what happens when you don’t pass the save act.🇺🇸

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@SlutttiePanda Bottom bitch

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@BolandSays @BrandynsWisdom Every one of them is true. You can’t rewrite the past, tard.

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@NowPammsy One down.. countless more to go.

How hard is it to realize it’s a simple as

For the people

vs

Control the people

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@PatriotEmma47 It’s impressive, for sure. But, the bad part is that they will make it 10x harder for the next guy. Evil doesn’t sleep.

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Read the full story → https://t.co/PB8SNEeJsh

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The Eli Lilly CEO is reportedly very thankful for our 'unfettered indulgence.' It's nice to be appreciated for something, even if it's just my dedication to dessert.

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@RobCarson Yup.

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@alyssapaige25 Diddy discount