Hami Harrukan

Service to humanity.

[Lynette Ntuli @MsNtuli]

Never disturb a toddler in this moment! Don’t help. Don’t suggest. Observe. A capable problem solver is in training and development.

[SAYI @sayiiiiiiii]

“Next time you are coming to my office make sure you comb your hair” If Monaco score one yesterday I for de your office?

[Amb Victor @anumba_chigozie]

You begin late. I started fearing and hating Islam since Christmas 2011 when they murdered my family at St Theresa's Catholic Church Madalla. Islamic Religion is evil

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Ouch.

[Esen @SemiNigerian]

Who else has seen this girl’s content?

She’s the newly minted wherey terrorizing IG🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Esen @SemiNigerian]

Turns out these girls have been a menace for a long time, we are the ones just catching up🤣🤣🤣

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

Person fuck up, you no see any other punishment to give am na to behead am.
Like you behead person wey dey follow you serve the same god.

Wetin go kan happen if you catch me?

[(FAN) EDIONG⁷ @ediong_RMCF]

5 solo goals by Ronaldo, all starting from the halfway line. btw

[77 @Ak24xyz]

People who listen to Jay Z think they have a PhD in rap taste

[Blvck_kaka🦍 @kakaofph1]

“I had no idea he was into fraud”

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"She is Nigerian, just stop."

At least, nobody can say we don't export anything. We have successfully exported Nigerian feminist foolishness.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

They didn’t even tell Bangladesh they were gonna execute, Bangladeshi officials probably learnt about the court verdict at the same time I did.

One of the worst things that can happen to you is to come from a country with zero levels.

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

Many years ago, I was an usher in church.

One day, our pastor’s car developed a fault, and he was supposed to minister as a guest speaker in another church. I volunteered to take him in my car.

Omo, as we got to the street where the church was located, there was a bar nearby. The moment those guys sighted my car from afar, they rushed out and started hailing me!

Pastor was already getting scared. These people were directing me on where to park, and I was busy cutting eye for them, hoping they would understand the assignment.

Dem still dey shout, “Da tie mooo!” with bottles of beer,Igbo and cigarettes in their hands. 😂

I quickly told them, “I’m taking my pastor to church!”

Omo, na there the matter become worse! One of the wayward guys first stretched Igbo give me…I rejected then he brought out a bottle of Heineken, handed it to me, and said, “Take this one for the road. We dey expect you for evening o!”

Pastor first look me, look the Heineken, look the tie wey I tie for neck, then shouted, “HOLY GHOST!!!” 🤣

[jay @Jaybigsteppper]

Me and my papa Waka pass where some guys dey smoke,as him cough I immediately start to cough fake cough.🤣🤣

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Name a global banger by Jay Z not featuring Beyonce or Rihanna or Kanye?

Keyword - global banger

Meaning a song that was played even by non hip hop fans

It's the Kendrick Lamar/Drake thing all over again

Kendrick is known by hip hop fans
Drake is known by everyone

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Lionel Messi scored only 1 goal at the 2015, 2019 and 2024 Copa America tournaments bruh.

Problem is you guys don’t even care about your glass houses before throwing stones.

[Aditya Kondawar @aditya_kondawar]

How Does a Helicopter Pilot Eject Without Hitting the Rotor?

Fascinating Engineering and so many processes that happen in seconds!

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I thank Tinubu a lot.

If not for anything, for at least exposing every single person we grew up respecting - revealing them for the fools that they are.

Yoruba Nollywood has been the most revealing. An entire harem of asslicking elderly morons.

[Mark @ademarve3]

Cristiano Ronaldo at 39😭