Director of Mediocrity

Analyst. Mostly Parodies

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@spectatorindex So………just out of curiosity, where is this parliament meeting, exact coordinates please. Thank you

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@handsometuesda9

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@ChadLeistikow More quarterback regression

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@hawkeyegamefilm Yeah, Albany may be a threat to have a winning record in D2 football this year. Shredding Iowa defense, Iowa offense 3 and out twice in 1st Q.

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@DavidEickholt Albany looks to be improved, after their 4-8 season in 1AA last year. Iowa more of the same.

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@brianferentz_oc F-

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@HawkeyeReport Pretty rough night, but have no fear, Fran will once again lead Iowa to the sweet sixteen this season!!!

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@ChadLeistikow

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@unusual_whales About time!!!

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@elonmusk *was

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@MillionaireBagh @Sino_Market Had been for 20 years, nobody under the age of 40 wants to be there, as 70% of population is over 60. Demographics are a total disaster, in a communist country, beyond a total disaster.

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@yoschecht @Sino_Market Communism, you know, like North Korea and Soviet Union.

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@realdogenews Any celebrity that said they were leaving the 🇺🇸 if trump were elected………which is their only option, but they had better choose new country of residence carefully (extradition).

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@mikemwojo @Sino_Market @XHNews @PDChina Yeah, they will all soon be delisted, as their economy is about to be STOPPED. Trump hasn’t forgotten about the lab-made covid, and release in election year to upset world order. ❤️ it

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@unusual_whales Should be good for $50-100m for Hunter🤷‍♂️

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@realdogenews So, government no longer paying for baby murders………seems reasonable. If you’d like to murder your child, at the very least you should have to pay for it.

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@Sino_Market Rumors now circulating that Trump and USA are looking at annexing Taiwan as the 51st state in the 🇺🇸. Would be a great addition, LNG, west Texas crude, 🇺🇸 military bases, an NBA basketball team, etc. Quite an opportunity for Taiwanese people! $baba $bidu @XHNews @PDChina

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@TwNg198 @SuchBadLuck6 Yeah, soon to be delisted

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@CitronResearch Any update on $bidu and it’s exponential growth of autonomous ride sharing in China?

[Director of Mediocrity @HammerMaxPain]

@falafelgang @Jake__Wujastyk @XHNews @PDChina Tesla has 3% market share in China, Apple has very little Chinese share. Don’t forget, China and Xii created Covid-19 in a lab, and released to to see chaos on 2020 election. The payback tour starts in January, and trump is gonna do 🇨🇳 dry.