Hammered Talk

[Jim Swift @JimSwiftDC]

"I'm not sure that's a water bottle..."

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

"I'm sooooo fertile!"...#lastchance #lastdance #sidewalksale

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

"Wait are you lactating?" "No do you want me to???"#fridaynight #Houston

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

When you are smooth out of fucks to give...#outoffucks #metallicahouston #gangster

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

Sunset at another fantastic Buzzfest! #Buzzfest #rodryan

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

This person is a damn genius! Yes that's a bladder of fireball...#Buzzfest

[agriculturAPP🌎📶✋🏻 @agriculturAPP]

Retweeted Carter Wilkerson (@carterjwm):

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS https://t.co/3qqtimnVOU

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

That won't even hit my internal organs!!! #prettypeoplewin#pinkyupslut

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

You put enough Hypnotic in anyone and they are a lesbian. #truth #heavyflow #widesetvagina

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

This is our life. Who are you? #amishcumdump #sisterwives

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

If you fall on it, finish it! #whore #whatsinmybutt #betterthanatoy #isthismyhusband #bitchbetterwerk

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

Drive that truck thru my butt Daddy! #agirlslife #rodeohouston

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

I love a good pleated pant #loveamormon

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

Come thru Mormon! Come thru! #daydrinking

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

How'd she get Tina Fey to back her??? #studentsb4politics

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

Hot sauce in my jock strap! #swag

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

Sell my goddamn butt muffin!! #thethirst

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

#twiddleydinkinyourboopboop

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

@houtxwyatt we looked so good!

[Hammered Talk @HammeredTalk]

Let's get this party started! #hotrap