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[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, you’re telling me that teachers can’t talk about race, sexual orientation or gender, they can’t teach certain kinds of math or talk about slavery and they can’t even say the word “gay”… but they can lead their students in prayer?

Are you f*cking kidding me?

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

[Elizabeth @elizabethlgr]

The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy is abortion.

The treatment for a septic uterus is abortion.

The treatment for a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion.

If you can’t get those abortions, you die.

You. Die.

[reynardmuldrake @reynardmuldrake]

We’re back to mandatory N95s in the hospital and y’all out here literally singing about being able to cough on each other on planes. I’m so goddamn tired.

[Nana 🌻 @gambarnana]

War is not a joke.

[behammonds @HammondsBailey]

@HenagerJakob Please don’t

[Dead by Daylight 🔜 GAMESCOM @DeadbyDaylight]

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[chanel ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* @artistyeoI]

till my jaw lock

[behammonds @HammondsBailey]

@Steph_0390 It’s eevee day bby!

[Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97]

We said Free Britney and they freed Bill

[nae @euphorixa]

Six weeks pregnant means your period is two weeks late. That means here in Texas, by the time you might even *think* you could be pregnant, it’s already too late to have an abortion. Before you even have the chance to weigh options, options are taken away. That is psychotic.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own

[Nicole Nichelle @alamanecer]

My dog is trying to find a gentle way to say I have a plant problem 😭😂

[Jason @envinyon]

if seatbelts were invented today, I'm convinced there would be legions of conservatives protesting against them

[FelixStanAccount @MakDaddy44]

Däm...

[Raiders Stress Me Out ✈️ @cardeaframez]

The secret service like bihhhh get a peloton

[behammonds @HammondsBailey]

@blink1kd2 I’ve been waiting for this to open 😫

[Where in the World is… @OhJodi_]

Y’all probably didn’t know this, but this tiny lil pocket on your jeans is for your second stimulus.