HammySammy

[My Feral Neighbors🐈 @MyFeralNeighbor]

I thought becoming an adult meant nobody could tell me when to go to bed or when to wake up.

Then I got cats

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is so beautiful

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I had a neck brace fitted three weeks ago and haven't looked back since.

[HammySammy @HammySam17]

@ShabanaMahmood Stop the boats completely and get rid of all immigrants and their families already here who aren't adding anything positive to our country. This has been my family's country for hundreds of years which is something you'll never understand.

[Carlos López | Project40 @myinvesthor]

Increíble, aunque pensara 40 años, esto no se me ocurriría.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

People need to understand that once you go through your worst time alone you really don't care who stays in your life anymore.

[HammySammy @HammySam17]

@PolitlcsUK Ffs. Our country's in a terrible mess and we need a proper leader who takes it seriously and sorts it out, not someone who acts like the class joker in his first job.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Pervy Pete our local Flasher was considering retiring after 40 years but has decided to stick it out for another year
😂😂😂

[Tim Clarke @TJClarke_]

Holiday ruined by a completely unnecessary apostrophe.

[A Miller @amilleraz0]

The perfect gift for your husband doesn't exi-"🤣🤣

[Cute Dessert @sweetxdessert]

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[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Cats and their priorities.. wait for it..🐈🐾😅

[Frank N. Berry @MrBunnyslippers]

I’m hiring this MFer on the spot

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page.

Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Some welcome advice from the Home Office. This has really backfired.

[HammySammy @HammySam17]

@woofknight I don't get it.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

This guy built over 1,000 homes for squirrels and fitted some of them with cameras so he could see how they live

Welcome to the cutest reality TV show out there

Writer: Ian

[가온 @k8opp7]

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정말 아름답네요~~

[HammySammy @HammySam17]

@jaybell2151 @Griggsy64 Its not a good idea though. I think Labour will try this so they can bring in Sharia Law in all the muslim areas.