HampdenPirate.hl

H for Hampden #HampdenRum and maybe, H for #Hyperliquid
🇸🇬 Working on… @maltgraincane

[HampdenPirate.hl @HampdenPirate]

"The.. Claaw..."

@hypurr_co @speculatexyz @kirbyongeo @0xVelocity88 @NarwhalTan @0xhypebae

[HampdenPirate.hl @HampdenPirate]

Nice time farming / being farmed by the Claw Machine together with you too

[steven.hl @_stevenhl]

Decade long blockchain skeptic at Bloomberg finally changes his mind about it after being introduced to a real example of the kind of value it can bring to world.

That example? Hyperliquid.

[HampdenPirate.hl @HampdenPirate]

@0xteaaa @showcasedcards Doubt so…… online la.

I been using it; so far so good

[Mike Jones @technopopulist]

Can you imagine if France had imported millions of Han Chinese rather than millions of people from its former African colonies? Do you think they’d be rioting over mouldy, unconditioned, rickety classrooms? Nope. The Han-French would be smashing school test results and dominating every elite academic institution.

[Complex @Complex]

Florida’s former gambling addiction helpline director has been sentenced to nearly 10 years in prison for stealing $1.4 million from his former employer to fund his gambling habit.

Philip Lee Sullivan, 43, later became the head of the state’s gambling helpline, where he spoke with hundreds of people struggling with addiction. He was also ordered to repay nearly $1.5 million, while his defense argued that prescription ADHD medication contributed to his gambling behavior.

📷 Bay County Sheriff's Department via WJHG

[Hoeflator/LJB | Yishun's Greatest Poet | COE/GCB @hoeflator]

Singapore is the Bonnie Blue of Southeast Asia. We are essentially one big money laundering corporation and us sinkies are like the employim happily taking wages for peace and quiet. But there is no peace, we’re choking in smog. Neither is there quiet when we’re crabs in a bucket. Singapore Inc is both the star girl of the KTV as well as the mamasan. A delicate role to balance. Balls must be massaged, lips must be kissed, legs must be spread, all while juggling various suitors. But us Inc workers, we are like the 24/7 chef for the KTV locked in an ever burning kitchen. We are the cleaners picking up condoms and wiping up bodily fluids from VIP rooms. We get our share of the KTV’s profits via wages but do we see the bulk of it? Nope. At least in most brothels the women earn 50%, we take basically of the capital parked in our nation.

If the sg government began to clamp down on those responsible for the haze, it would lead to an unraveling of the entire Ponzi. A whore does not ask her patron where the bag of cash comes from. Or where the beautiful Hermes comes from. You take the cash and chuck it into your safe at home. You take the bag and sell it 2nd hand for cash. You don’t ask questions. Balls, taint, anything really as long as the client is clean enough. As long as the yacht is sailing and the booze and food flow, bosh. Keep on sucking the liquidity out. Head down, keep bobbing. No gagging.

If Singapore questioned any of this, capital will fly away, quickly. Thus, my fellow Singaporeans, understand this. We are basically 2nd tier citizens to capital. We are like the aged whore in the KTV lounge who was not smart enough to become the mamasan and has transitioned into helper. We are the psychological domestic helpers of our rulers. There is so much dirty money pumping through our city that even Bryan Johnson’s Blueprint protocol could not save us if it were a singular human.

We represent the next frontier of Confucianism, I.e. Courtesan Confucianism. We use the best aspects of Confucian conformist society while secretly spreading our loins for capital.

Really, we should have Bonnie Blue as both minister of fertility and finance as she will probably know how to solve both issues at once. I highly recommend the PAP consider bringing in her foreign talent to boost our national prospects.

I’m tired and need coffee. Lanjiao loves you all!

[LiquidMTL @csevilla1216]

This means I’m rich right?

[counter @0xcounter]

added Hyperliquid for reference

[Alexandr Wang @alexandr_wang]

wedding registries these days…

[WireSpy @WireSpy92]

Training for this years Tour de France

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

They are literally doing the meme in France 😂

[HampdenPirate.hl @HampdenPirate]

@chefpino_ What a Cowboy. 🤠

[Malt, Grain & Cane @MaltGrainCane]

Next weekend!

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[Malt, Grain & Cane @MaltGrainCane]

@speculatexyz & @MaltGrainCane cooking something too, on this exciting L2 @Enter_Elysium

🔜🔜👷🏼‍♂️👷🏼‍♂️🧱🧱

[Speculate @speculatexyz]

A New Era for Hyperliquid,

A New Era for Speculators.

e/acc

[HampdenPirate.hl @HampdenPirate]

@0xhypebae @jahrainanew Lmao

[DevenMat 🍓 @DevenMat]

Hypurr Muse

[Prairie Judge @HipContent]

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[Niki Rae @el1nico1]

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