36 Hamburger

[36 Hamburger @HamsterFuneral]

“Fugu fish”,yeah right more fu”go home” fish cause his ugly ass killed the vibe

[Jreg ⏪ @mc_swm]

My newfound interest in the esoteric lead to analyzing the etymology of the word “thaumaturgy.” It had the same suffix as a word I was already familiar with, “dramaturgy.” I was curious about what “turgy” meant until I deduced the truth: turgy is what we eat for tanksgiving 😋

[36 Hamburger @HamsterFuneral]

Saw a deer. 2000 centuries of good luck coming

[Mervin @holeliker]

why you always gotta put me through this homosexual rigamarole

[36 Hamburger @HamsterFuneral]

My entire life has felt like Cow Tools

[Joe Keller 9️⃣🇵🇸 @Joe_keller710]

If my GF became Obsession i'd scream like a fat little pot-bellied gnome. I'd lowkey shout like an asshole.

[36 Hamburger @HamsterFuneral]

I’m like the white Babe Ruth

[36 Hamburger @HamsterFuneral]

Baby would you still love me if I was named Grandpa

[36 Hamburger @HamsterFuneral]

A sticky pickle - a picky stickle

[dick genital @dick_genital]

My bitch girlfriend broke up with me just because I have eczema and athlete’s foot and ringworm and jaundice and plaque psoriasis and scabies and pinkeye and diabetic thrush and diphtheria and whooping cough and jock itch and leprosy

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[𝐿𝒾𝓃𝒶୨ৎ @m3l0xdyy]

Me whenever I go out

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

Dont you worry dont you worry chile…

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Inde Navarette has reportedly eaten a Super Mushroom and has grown to over 7 feet tall.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

God gave me a supernatural ability to look into someone's eyes and instantly know if they have been molested.

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @crulge]

I believe all women are natural pilots. I believe the term "a woman's intuition" refers to her God-given proclivities toward understanding such concepts as yaw, pitch, and roll. That's just how I am.