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It all returns to nothing
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

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when will businesses learn that I would rather die than download their stupid app

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Me 5 drinks in and staring at myself in the mirror of the bar bathroom contemplating throwing up

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@macawgod 😔

[Wessie du Toit @wessiedutoit]

This year we celebrate the 90th anniversary of what is probably mankind's greatest ever invention.

[♡ 𝒥𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 ♡ @Jilliebeans98]

Me at shake shack 🤢

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Remembering when we'd set the video game to only CPU players and then watch them fight to the death like virtual dog fighting but it's Wii Sports tennis

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@macawgod Did you try this? https://t.co/o3ij9YxOiu

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Farewell twitter let me be free from your shackles

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I think it being warm and nighttime @ 6 PM is what I need in life most actually

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@ajacobi5 Yep!

https://t.co/cL9v0s3cxH

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My prefrontal cortex fully developing is literally the best thing to ever happen to me like: “remembers a task”. 15 year old me could never

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Bouncing off this: anyone got any gay club recommendations to go dancing at in DC 4 halloween

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Town danceboutique closing before I turned 21 is still the most homophobic thing to ever happen to me

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Town danceboutique closing before I turned 21 is still the most homophobic thing to ever happen to me

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This HEINZ red wine vinegar kinda tastes like Ketchup? Nominative determinism??

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Love saying “who put that there?! 😠” after I run into static objects like a doorphrame

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@macawgod @MediumIQ @jaamestrevor I wanna see

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I think in a hunter gatherer tribe I would’ve been at 10

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Think people who are happy for this weather are insane but I guess enjoy or whatever I’ll be shivering

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@an_sd_card Counterpoint: turn the entire state of West Virginia into a national park, leaving DC to take the role of 35th state

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Fucked up how I’m getting wrinkles at 23 😐 thanks a lot dry skin

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Did not regret making perogies at 1:00 am