Hamza Haque

Mein kuch sochrha hon 🧐

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

This company! This team! This man!

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

No idea whats happening in pakistani politics. My 2 followers pls provide a summary😭😆

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

@FPL__Karachi App sharam karein itni unprecedented hike marke bhi contribute nai karte😆

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

I calculated my income tax per month before joining the new company.

They are deducting half of what i calculated.

Genuinely confused what is happening but i dont wanna ask too many questions👀👀

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

@zubair_ikhan Lahore ajao treat on me Zubair & Kumail

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

@FPL__Karachi @zubair_ikhan Mere case me 3 mahine hone wale hain. Think I have given up

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

@beeehhaaa 😆😭

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

WTFF??

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

@theEldestB0y Ye sab abhi se batado bhai usi hisab se sprint finalize karni hai - next sprint 3 story point each👍🏻😌

[Paul Graham @paulg]

@craigiskowitz @sundeep I didn't say that.

[Sam Altman @sama]

‘when the capitalists have run out of ideas, the interest rates will go to zero’ seemed like a very interesting observation to me over most of the last decade.

but now i am interested in the inverse—when we have more and better ideas than ever before, what will happen to rates?

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

@zubair_ikhan This might just happen but im just planning to buy the food (idk why i felt like laundry lekin khud aani chahye at least🧐)

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

Not me asking Surf Excel’s ABM to personally teach me how to do laundry

(It worked. He is teaching me how to do it.)

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

@cheeezzus 2<x<6 where x is the # of teetar & a whole number

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

Dil chahta hai🎵

[Hamza Haque @HamzaaHaquee]

Now why did I assume apartment hunting is a piece of cake & i can do it on T-10 day basis