Han. She/Her

Oh aye, Beetroots been very good to me!

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Charlie from Busted has massively overestimated how popular he is with young people.

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

amazing to think we likely won't see another simultaneous lent, chinese new year, ramadan and disgraced member of the british royal family being arrested in our lifetime

[meghan @deloisivete]

Sorry dinner will be late, the Jump to Recipe button was broken and I'm still scrolling through Mackayleigh's personal and deep history with green beans

[ben doyle @thewheatgerm]

no not that one either

[brent @murrman5]

me: I’m gonna start a band called LMAFO
my uncle: can I be in it

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[inventing hot cakes]
I don’t even know what these are gonna sell like

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Sequel to ‘Little Women’

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

UK at Christmas

[matt @mattybtweets69]

30,000 pages of the naughty list have been released, heavily redacted by The North Pole of course

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

[Scott Moore @ScottMoore0]

Either Star Trek got it wrong or this is about to be the most eventful 9 days in Irish history.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

It’s never truly Christmas until you see the “leave it, Tone, he’s not worth it” card.

[Alys Tarr @alysrtarr]

Bible scholars and astronomers agree that there wasn’t a white floating silhouette of Charles III in the sky at the birth of Jesus.

[Liberty Lyss @liberty_lyss]

New Hallmark movie plot just dropped.

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

How it feels to work past 4pm now

[TugboatPhil - America 250 Club @TugboatPhil]

OK. Hear me out.

A buddy cop show with these two as Interpol agents.