Hannah Wesson

I alway bring up abortion on a first date

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S STILL ALIVE

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

if i was a detective id say this at every crime scene until they fired me

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

Twenty minutes of Enya and his mood is unchanged

[奎奎奎奎楏 @quix5gg]

#thesimpsons happy pride month especially to them

[DBCo @designbizco]

god forbid a woman is passionate about cloud storage

[will @Boshman233]

Wallace: “Bloody hell I better make these inventions.”

Gromit Subplot:

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Me looking at my regular size son

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Massive son

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

“And then Trump won for a second time, but all the while the UK had learned that Gary Barlow’s son was massive, which then became a national priority.”

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Shut up Donald and let your son call out Gary Barlow's massive son for a scrap to decide who is the undisputed massive son champion

[honey i am a guy and i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter]

Take That is short for Take That Enormous Child Outside Please

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

I fear for the safety of the world this morning.

Our only line of defence now may be Gary Barlow’s massive son.

[nicole @nicdarko]

really like these guys

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Buzz Aldrin’s still alive let’s get him up there. First man on the second moon.

[imre @ihateimre]

Nice man at vape store said my total was $29.11, and a monster took over me and I blurted out “20 of em would be terrible” someone please put me down

[Ed @ted_pen]

time for the card machine industry to decide whether you tap the screen or the top bit. this has gone on too long

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

[Adam @adamf2384]

Lane 1 and 2 is Ant telling Dec he's been in a paintball accident, using a walkie talkie